The Game Awards 2017

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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:57 am

DHI's Untitled Horse Game when?

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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Complicity » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:54 am

>Flower and Flow

Flow: You control an amoeba which eats other amoebas while new age music plays.
Flower: You move a bunch of flower petals in the wind and around a 3d field, while new age music plays.

I don't know anything about The Journey or that other shit they got an award for, but i bet they make Fez look like the greatest platformer of all time in comparison.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:11 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:55 am
Except it's worse than basically every other stealth game because its mechanics are so shallow.
It's a game from Current Year, of course it's about as deep as an African lake after 5+ years of non-stop scorching heat.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:08 am

Complicity wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:54 am
>Flower and Flow

Flow: You control an amoeba which eats other amoebas while new age music plays.
Flower: You move a bunch of flower petals in the wind and around a 3d field, while new age music plays.

I don't know anything about The Journey or that other shit they got an award for, but i bet they make Fez look like the greatest platformer of all time in comparison.
I've had screensavers on my Pentium III computer more exciting and interactive.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:32 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:11 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:55 am
Except it's worse than basically every other stealth game because its mechanics are so shallow.
It's a game from Current Year, of course it's about as deep as an African
Eww!

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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:38 pm

Guestposting is problematic.
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