5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

veris leta facies · Post by **veris leta facies** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:54 pm

Bioware should do a sequel to KOTOR starring the Cantina band from Star Wars. There would be endless possibilites how they can all have sex together. That blue doll-elephant could fuck those white aliens with its trunk. I'm also thinking about some weird drug-related story. The band could be secret drug smugglers who only do this band stuff to cover up their real activities, in reality they smuggle drugs in their assess and in their trunks.

Sieg Zeon · Post by **Sieg Zeon** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:17 pm

Bioware needs to make a sequel to that Sonic game they did, I’d be more interested in that over Ass Effect and I’m not even much for Sonic.

Oh god, you’d play as Sonic and get to juggle which of your furry party members you’re gonna fuck. Amy, Shadow, Tails, Big the Cat...Metal Sonic?

And Knuckles

And to make the decision even harder they’ll bring in that JRPG princess from 06 and the plant girl thing. Fuck yeah Bioware! Embrace your degeneracy!

Post by **Moe Bitches** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:54 pm

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?
Fucking thing sucked!

I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.

Post by **mad bum** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:11 pm

1st mass effect was fun because it felt like an old school game because you had freedom of choice, 2nd one wasn't as free but it was super polished. 3rd one put me to sleep and they've been shit ever since.

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:16 pm

Sieg Zeon wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:17 pm
Bioware needs to make a sequel to that Sonic game they did, I’d be more interested in that over Ass Effect and I’m not even much for Sonic.

Moe Bitches wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:54 pm
I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.

None of this is gonna happen. Ken Penders will personally murder anyone responsible.

Bioware is howerver free to make a game about the Lara-Su Chronicles.

Sieg Zeon · Post by **Sieg Zeon** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:45 pm

Moe Bitches wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:54 pm
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?
Fucking thing sucked!

I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.

I never played it but like to shitpost about it.

veris leta facies · Post by **veris leta facies** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:22 pm

mad bum wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:11 pm
1st mass effect was fun because it felt like an old school game because you had freedom of choice, 2nd one wasn't as free but it was super polished. 3rd one put me to sleep and they've been shit ever since.

That was the turning point of Bioware, they turned to shit in between the releases of ME2 and ME3. 1 and 2 were both good, gameplay-wise a bit repetitive, but excellent writing, soundtrack and sci-fi atmosphere.

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:58 pm

You could absolutely have gay sex in 2. Garrus wanted to dick me when I thought we were just bros.

veris leta facies · Post by **veris leta facies** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:17 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:58 pm
You could absolutely have gay sex in 2. Garrus wanted to dick me when I thought we were just bros.

You had a modded version of the game then. It isn't possible to be male gay Shepard in ME1-2. Apparently it is possible to be gay female with Liara.

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:08 pm

Clearly this was some remnant from the time Kugel proved to his family that yaoi mods are a thing.

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