5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:41 am

I could have sworn the gay shit already started there. Maybe because the romancing thing was already gay to begin with.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:11 am

Romancing has a time and place. That time is "all the time", and that place is "in visual novels".
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:17 am

Ass Effect 1 had gay shit in it. I would argue that Dragon Age 2 was around the time bioware jumped the shark. Ass Effect 2 was polished, but dramatically slimmed-down on rpg elements compared to prior games. It was more of a corridor shooter than anything bioware had made previously and the games they made after it were more similar to it than what came before. DA2 was the beginning of bioware's focus on muh diverse sex options. You had a multiple gay options but no good straight options.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:34 am

They removed the Gecko in 2. Faggots were complaining about it, so instead of driving around on some planet and at least exploring a little and looking at nice skyboxes you got a boring probe "minigame".
That sucked.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:17 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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You had a multiple gay options but no good straight options.
Wasn't Dragon Age 2 the one with the fugly elf chick?
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:55 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:17 am
You had a multiple gay options but no good straight options.
Wasn't Dragon Age 2 the one with the fugly elf chick?
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Yeah, and she was the only/best straight male/female option IIRC. There were a lot of characters in that game that I'm pretty sure you couldn't romance, and it was mainly the shit ones you could romance.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:50 pm

The actual ugly elf was that abomination in Inquisition.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:21 pm

Everyone seems to be forgetting Jade Empire, which is where the gay shit started. You could romance Sky, the obvious homo, if you were a dude, and the Princess if you were a chick. Everyone hated it, though, because you obviously belonged with Dawn Star or whatever her name was but could only be friends with her as a lesbo.

And the sex scene was implied, and if you chose a gay path they censored the kiss because it's gross and against God's will. My, how times have changed.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:40 pm

Of course did they have to censor it. China looks down upon homos, for they are a betrayal to the cosmic order.
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The actual ugly elf was that abomination in Inquisition.
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Oho, a canon lesbian? Not that a dude Inquisitor would want to hit that.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:05 am

Bioware's talking about re-releasing the first three Ass Effects. Looking forward to seeing what they fuck up.
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