5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:45 pm

its on sale now and I still have 0 interest.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:31 pm

I didn't even bother with ME3 anymore after being disappointed by 2.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by TheBilthCollector » Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:07 pm

Back from the dead, assholes!



"OMG IT'S LIARA!!!1oneone!" = We're pulling a Highlander 2 and removing Andromeda from continuity.

I wonder if it'll be as meme worthy Andromeda.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:31 pm

They'll probably play it a bit "safter", a la Terminator Dork Fate.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:52 pm

Bioware has been nothing but a joke for the past decade. Does anyone even remember Mass Effect anymore? Who cares if it continues.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:03 pm

I hope that shit bombs so BioWare can finally get fully dismantled. It's just a name by now but I wish for even that to disappear.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:40 pm

Never played it so this means nothing to me. The only thing I know about Mass Effect is one of the games had Yvonne Strahovski in it because there are a shit-ton videos of her character getting pounded on Pornhub.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:55 pm

It's one of those "Your choice matters" games where your character can flip-flop between being Jeebus and Hitler multiple times during the same conversation. Plus you can fuck everyone and everything that joins your party.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:29 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:55 pm
It's one of those "Your choice matters" games where your character can flip-flop between being Jeebus and Hitler multiple times during the same conversation.
Not really. Sure you can be a goody good saint, but you can't really be an evil character in ME.
Plus you can fuck everyone and everything that joins your party.
You just described Dragon Age 2 there. I don't think there even was a homo-option in ME1-2 and the romance stuff was kept in the background, completely optional and unrelated to the main story. In DA2 every single character was bisexual and some same-sex team members threatened to leave if you didn't want to fuck them. :D In ME3 some faggot crew member started to cry about his lost husbando right after the first time you talked to him.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:31 pm

Did they ever include an option for a threesome? Or group sex? A gangbang, mayhaps? I feel these are venues that Bioware can still explore, especially in the days of "open" relationships.
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Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:29 pm
Not really. Sure you can be a goody good saint, but you can't really be an evil character in ME.
Oh, so it's like in KOTOR where the good guys pretend they didn't hear you Muh-Ha-Ha-ing about how you will kill them all once you've gotten your powers back or something.
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