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Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:59 am
by Kugelfisch
Smash Ultimate comes early December. Other than that, I'm not really paying attention. The last Nintendo Dairekturi was mostly nothing but ports of old games and shit.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:36 pm
by Guest
Auli wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:25 am
I'm not really mad, but disappointed, Why can't they have a mobile game on the Switch`?:p
Because mobile games are always garbage & should be kept off of consoles.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:01 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The Switch hardware doesn't have the blast processing to play Candy Crush Saga.

(Though those shitty mobile ports of FF titles will probably find their way. They always do.)

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:52 pm
by Guest
From what I heard, the ports of FFVII and FFIX are the mobile versions.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Of course they fucking are. Why put any more work into dat shit than you need to, amirite?!

(Though I guess at least those 3D games won't get quite as anally raped by the different resolutions as the 2D ones. Unless they're really "competent".)

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:41 pm
by mad bum
The civ version is supposedly a ios port as well. And they are charging $60 for it. Fucking LUL.

The only thing Nintenyearolds are good at is getting fleeced.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 am
by Kugelfisch
I'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
I can't even blame Nintendo. If I could get away with charging fuckers 10 bucks for a bag of potatoes I would.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:42 am
by mad bum
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 am
I'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
I can't even blame Nintendo. If I could get away with charging fuckers 10 bucks for a bag of potatoes I would.
You should sell potatoes with mario on it. You could easily make $40 a bag.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:19 am
by Kugelfisch
We have a little coin vending machine with toys in them. Whenever there's something Mario related in it it sells the best by far. The absolute best were touchscreen pens with fireflowers, mushrooms and coinblocks on them.
Kids still really like Mario and get bright eyes when they see him. I don't blame them. I blame the 35 year old neckbeards, though.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:37 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Mario is the only good male role model for kids.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 am
I'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
I can't even blame Nintendo. If I could get away with charging fuckers 10 bucks for a bag of potatoes I would.
But the Wii U version isn't portable.