Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:33 pm

Well, there is a difference between Richter and Simon in that Richter is the Item Crash guy. Maybe they couldn't decide on which of those should be his Final Smash or something.

Soma Cruz could've also been interesting. He's more or less Alucard meets Kirby.

And speaking of CV4....

So good.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:14 pm

>posting worst level
For shame
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Well, there is a difference between Richter and Simon in that Richter is the Item Crash guy.
It's not much of a difference. The Belmonts are functionally the same. I understand the need to have Simon, Castlevanias I, II and IV were big tentpole Nintendo games but (see you at the party) Richter appeared in one broken port SNES game and as a figament in one Metroid clone. Every other game has been for other consoles.

They could've had Alucard. He turns into a bat, a wolf and into mist. He's made for Smash
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:56 pm

But Alucard has even less to do with Nintendo consoles than Richter.

(And it might be the worst level, but dat song is just cool.)
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Post by FuckSploony » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:18 pm

Doom Eternal looks awesome, i cant wait to play it at 480i at 15 fps on my Switch!

I mean, ITS PORTABLE! SO ITS OK IF IT RUNS LIKE SHIT!!!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:15 pm

Smash Ultimate really does look like the ultimate Smash at this point. If the Smash community weren't such screeching tards I'd probably say it was fan service done right.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:33 pm

Doom is going to probably look even worse than 2016 doom due to them taking even more higher quality textures and blurring them. I hear the new wolf is an unplayable mess by the second half
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:39 pm

>higher quality textures
>blur the shit out of them


Wat.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:45 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:39 pm
>higher quality textures
>blur the shit out of them


Wat.
For the switch, thats basically what they do to make it run on there.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:25 am

Can't they just use shittier textures to begin with?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:56 pm
But Alucard has even less to do with Nintendo consoles than Richter.
>He's never played Castlevania III
>Or Aria of Sorrow
>Or Dawn of Sorrow
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:56 pm
(And it might be the worst level, but dat song is just cool.)
Thanks to you I now have PTSD flashbacks of those platforms that disappear when you step on them and never regenerate, no matter what. Not to mention the goddamn bats everywhere
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