Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:03 pm

Probably too stupid to be real, but I'd laugh my ass off if this is some Silent Hill HD situation and Nintendo didn't feel like paying whoever designed the original manual.

EDIT: Or maybe it's like when they removed the entire ending credit song sequence from Okami because they didn't feel like editing out a logo.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:14 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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VR won't take off until really good VR porn comes out.
Nigga the future is already here. :lol:

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:12 pm

Softcore isn't even porn.
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Post by Credo in Deum » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:46 am

The idea of having a huge brick on your face and looking at fake women is retarded. Even the other ideas, people don't seem convinced that VR is going anywhere :lol: If they continue to improve the technology sure but that takes time and time is money, money that they need and don't have.


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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:11 am

It's not going anywhere because it's not actual VR. Unless you can plug yourself into an actually fully immersive world that looks, feels, smells and tastes like the real deal, you don't have VR. A screen close to your eyes isn't even remotely close to the thing people imagined since the times of Tron and The Lawnmower Man.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:16 pm

Speaking of "plugging in", I hear 3D Custom Girls is fleshlight-compatible.

On a more serious note, VR just sucks. It can never be as immersive as it needs to be. Swinning a sword in VR? Great, you'll never actually feel like actually fighting shit because no in-game parry, block, or really any obstacle will stop your IRL swing.
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Post by Guest » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:55 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:12 pm
Softcore isn't even porn.
If I cum, I cum.

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Post by Osterzone » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:13 pm



K Rool made it in, but not before Sakurai trolled everyone one last time.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:06 pm


I'm a bit disappointed that they chose to have Richter Belmont, who is functionally no different to Simon, over say Alucard, who does lots of cool shit.

Funnily enough I replayed CV4 this week. It's interesting that they've gone with the CV4 look for Simon (i.e like Ahnold as Conan) as opposed to Ayami Kojima's redesign
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:54 am

I actually prefer Richter, but sad this wasn't his super smash.

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