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Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:11 am

I've yet to see a paper one. Digital ones aren't available for every game. Most don't have one. Mario Tennis doesn't have one, BOTW doesn't have one. The only game I've seen that has one is Mario Odyssey.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:59 am

Fucking Nintendo won't give up.

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Post by Credo in Deum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:42 am

I thought you were talking about the console itself. Yeah most games have none because it's mostly explained ingame.

VR doesn't sell on Steam and I guess the same with Labo. If your kid really wants to play with toys then buy him one instead of treating a 200+$ console as a toy :lol:

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:10 am

Even as a small child I would've thought that to be some super lame shit. When I was ten I had a Kettcar.
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THAT was fucking awesome! Get fucked with cardboard crap.

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Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:54 am

For $70 you could get your kid a power wheels or some shit like that, Nintendo and there fans are absolutely insane. I'm amazed labo isn't in clearance bins at every department store for $10
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:40 am

A real toy vehicle will always be better. Heck, I'd say the whole concept of VR is doomed to be a fad (and/or a gimmick for first-person horror games), since no matter how hard you try to pretend that you're driving a cardboard vehicle or swinging a sword like the Star Wars Kid, it will always be a shallow
illusion thanks to the lack of real physical feedback.

And I think nintentards are really afraid the company will die if they're not 100% behind every crazy idea they shit out.
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Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:42 am
I thought you were talking about the console itself. Yeah most games have none because it's mostly explained ingame.
Tbh, I can see them trying to outphase dedicated manuals. Most in-game tutorials or help sections are good enough that I didn't really had to check out manuals in a good while for new titles.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:32 pm

VR won't take off until really good VR porn comes out.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:45 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:40 am
Tbh, I can see them trying to outphase dedicated manuals. Most in-game tutorials or help sections are good enough that I didn't really had to check out manuals in a good while for new titles.
And then you play Bayonetta and find out that the manual just isn't there. Why? Was that too much to ask for?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:19 pm

You see, by not even bothered with a manual, they where able to dedicate enough blast processing to this portable to ensure rock-steady 15 FPS.

(Also I hope you don't mean the actual in-game tutorial stuff, 'cause that would be really dumb.)
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VR won't take off until really good VR porn comes out.
So whenever someone figures out how to turn a waifu pillow into a controller. Now if that ain't Kickstarter-worthy, I dunno what is.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:38 pm

No, that's in there but why the fuck is the manual gone? It already exists. Just scan it or something.

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