Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:41 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:29 am
95% of the Wii u library will be ported
DEVILS THIRD ON THE SWITCH

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Singh'sSpot » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:32 pm

But can it run Crysis?

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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:37 pm

Sure. It would be perfect for the Switch!
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:03 am

15FPS crysis portable sounds good?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:31 am

People are happy with 15 FPS wolfenstein, so sure.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:46 pm

Everywhere I go, man. People sitting around playing Wolfenstein. It's crazy!
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:05 pm

So one thing I find really weird is that the Switch has no browser. The fuck is up with that? The WiiU has one.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:09 am

"Who cares?! It's a GAME console! You play GAMES on it, just like when I was a kid in the 80s! There's an online features update coming in September anyway! Suck muh dick!"

This is one of the many reasons why console-only players are so easy to manipulate.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:37 am

It was really weird to find out. I mean, there you have something that's really just a tablet device and you can't finish watching some video on the shitter. I thought I was just too dumb to find it or something.
Digital manuals are also almost entirely gone. How do fanboy faggots talk their way out of that? Not only do I not get a paper manual, not even a fucking card with the controls printed on it, now the digital manual is gone as well. What the fuck, Nintendo?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Credo in Deum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:09 am

Well there is both a paper and a digital one. Some of the controls are printed on the outside box :lol:

https://www.nintendo.de/Hilfe/Nintendo- ... 00800.html

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