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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:31 am

If they keep this up for 5 more years or so, they might just claim they're making "authentic PS2 retro games".
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4 wasn't that great though, like at all really.
I remember starting each run in WotS1 by following the river to that fuckhuge bandit ambush to farm shit.

And something about 4's over-the-top cartooniness is quite charming to me.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:16 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:21 am
Meant other games like the failure wolfenstein was
Oh yeah, that was completely unnecessary. The entire game I mean, not only the ridiculous port.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:35 pm

Wolfenstein was a failure on every platform. Not sure what Switch has to do with anything.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:06 pm

Switch has the better version. Because it's portable.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:02 pm

Just like Doom 2016 amirite?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:31 pm

If you want a good REEEEEEEEING check out this video and comment section by digital foundry saying how shit the port is.

"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Post by FuckSploony » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:37 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:31 pm
If you want a good REEEEEEEEING check out this video and comment section by digital foundry saying how shit the port is.

B-BU-BUT!!

I-ITS PORTABLE!!

10 FPS AND PS1 GRAPHICS ARE NOT THAT BAD!!

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:31 am

4k @ 144fps plus portability and for free wouldn't make that pile of shit worth anyone's time either so I don't get what enjoyment you guys get out of somebody bashing the terrible porting. It's not like you could make the game any worse than it inherently is.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:34 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:06 pm
Switch has the better version. Because it's portable.
Sounds better to me, as I can't think of anything to do with Wolfenstein that would be any fun other than throwing it in the toilet and drunk pissing all over it.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:33 pm

The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race is clearly more redpilled than the Dirty Nintendo Peasant. The latter defends any port, no matter the quality, while the former will sometimes come up with porting complaints that go a bit beyond what some would consider a "port".

(Just to name two examples: People complaining that the Disgaea 1 port doesn't have the hi-res sprites from later games, or some weirdo going apeshit because the Bayonetta 1 port doesn't have a multiplayer mode.)
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