Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:54 am

Minish Fap is too EZ. Link's Awakening is easy too but not quite as babymode. Oracle of Ages and Seasons are the true kino aesthetic zelda experience. Capcom does what nintendon't.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:58 am

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Thoughts on the Minish Fap?
It was the only Sheldor gayme I had as a kid. I never finished it because I got pleb filtered on a dungeon puzzle. I'm bad at games.
Same here. The one where you get the digging claws. I just never figured out where the fuck to go. I didn't even know what the puzzle was supposed to be.
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Post by Newhalf » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:23 am

Sounds like my experiences with Phantom Hourglass.
Not my favorite, but ships are neato, as well as drawing on the map.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:24 am

Is there any decent handheld Zelda game for GBA and beyond that's not a port?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:31 am

Uhmm A Link between worlds was pretty good imo, does that count..?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:16 pm

A Twink Between Girls? The one where you rent shit instead of owning shit? Sounds mucho homo, tbh.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:13 am

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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:24 am

If there is going to be an actual cart track where I can throw turtle shells and banana peels at children I'm booking a ticket.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:00 am

Just watch out for the fat, fascist movie reviewer that will live there 24/7.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:42 am

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