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Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by Guest » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:36 pm

Cockman fans met Mighty Nigger 9 happen.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:37 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:25 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
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Mega Man IV and V GB (V was all new)
V was prett darn ballsy for a classic Mega Man title.

You like Robot Masters? Fuck you, we have alien robots now, and they don't use your precious "Something Man" naming convention.

You like Charge Shots ? Fuck you, have a Rocket Punch instead.

You like Rush? Fuck you, here's a kitty cat.
They really played with the formula. The rocket punch charge shot is way more interesting than the standard op charged blast. But even in IV GB, they were trying to balance the charge shot by introducing knockback, which made it hard to use while platforming. The rocket punch is so much cleverer though. There's a reason to use standard shots sometimes and they even made a couple of enemies/bosses resist rocket punch damage, which means they only take 1 damage from a charged attack. Again, you're given reason to play with your other tools. The stardroid (robot master) weapons are awesome, so you have plenty of options.

Mighty No. 9 was the result of giving someone a shitzillion dollars on blind faith and just assuming they'd use it well. DHI is proof that nobody can be trusted with internet money. Shame the rest of the plebs had to spend millions to find that out.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:47 pm

That whole Dickstarter coasted off of "muh precious OG Mega Man designer", and nobody thought about hiring actual programmers and designers worth a damn.
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Cockman fans met Mighty Nigger 9 happen.
And it was rightfully derided.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:49 pm

Muguman is kill so Marxist Cuckcom can't ruin it. If you kill your franchise you win!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:03 pm

Honestly I only liked Mega Dude because the animated show had some rockin' intro musick in Krautyland (the original was boring).



Also love Roll with the vacuum cleaner arm. That's what inspired me to become a housewife.
It's a trap!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:41 pm

What?! I didn't know this rad af intro was a Kraut exclusive :lol:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:57 pm

Man I tell you the US version of the intro theme is sleep inducing. If we had got that as well, I would never even have given the show a chance.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Complicity » Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:46 pm

I didn't even know a Cockman cartoon existed.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:49 pm

Complicity wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:46 pm
I didn't even know a Cockman cartoon existed.
You've never seen vintage YTP? You've never heard Kung Fu Cuckman?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:26 am

Kirby is the least autistic franchise. MM has too much Roll thirst. Meanwhile, Kirby is some hyper masculine stuff.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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What?! I didn't know this rad af intro was a Kraut exclusive :lol:
Neither did I. Makes sense in hindsight to at least be a Europe exclusive as that's 90s Euro Techno at it's best.
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