Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:42 am

I'd rather use a N64 controller.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:22 am

The Joycon has a shite d-pad for the sole reason that the two halves can be used as independent controllers, so they both need face buttons.
The company that made some of the finest d-pads in all the land ditched this fine design for a shitty co-op mode which I don't think is even that common.
The only case I can think of is Astral Chain, and it basically just splits the regular controls amongst the two players.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:50 am

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Thu Nov 19, 2020 7:31 am

A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER???!?!?!?!?!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:13 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:22 am
The Joycon has a shite d-pad for the sole reason that the two halves can be used as independent controllers, so they both need face buttons.
The company that made some of the finest d-pads in all the land ditched this fine design for a shitty co-op mode which I don't think is even that common.
The only case I can think of is Astral Chain, and it basically just splits the regular controls amongst the two players.
The dpad is so fucking terrible on the switch, seriously bruh. I was borrowing one to play some nes and snes roms and it's just shameful how inferior the "pad" is. The 3ds and ds pads are fine and I can do EWGF on psp pad no problem, but the switch... Iwata deserves a caning for that decision.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:25 am

I bet they joycons of the supposedly upcoming Super Switch aren't going to be any better.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:12 am

I would actually refuse to call it a "dpad". Cause it's just 4 buttons with no relation to each other.
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Not blocky/pixely enough. 7/10. Worst controller I've ever seen.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:03 pm

Hyrule Warriors: Dragons of Autumn Twilight is coming out soon. Will KT deliver any decent waifus with it?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:44 pm

That weird bug lady from Twilight Princess?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:39 am

Midna? I knew some weird people who had a real hard on for her. Also furries of course since she rides on Link when he turns into a wolf or something. All the raving about that has caused me to never ever want to even take a look at Twilight princesu.
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