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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:25 am

This proves once again that gamers (or just consoomers) are dumb enough to buy anything as long as they see something they recognize then complain about it later.

So you are correct.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:46 am

Only if it's bing bing wahoo man
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:59 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Mario 64 is one of the most popular speedrun games of all time, so it's pretty hilarious that Jewtendo couldn't even get that right. They could have at least included both rom versions.

Speedrunning mario64 is mega gay, in my opinion, but it's a missed opportunity to sell the version that isn't allowed for registering runs. You can't even practice running since the retarded version they sell removed all the fast glitch movement options IIRC.
Imagine if they released a version Smash Bros. Melee that removes wave-dashing.
Mario 64 DS extras aren't included in mario 64, so no yoshi or luigi or other fun things.
That will probably get its own $60 ROM package.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Oct 04, 2020 6:16 am

Speaking of which, they could make a killing of they did a Smash Triple pack. With 64, L-cancel, chain grabbing and other bugged tech mechanics are removed and still in 4:3 (Retroarch can make it 16:9. I've only used Project 64 with 64 roms), Melee's widescreen function is unlocked but has no graphical updates and has the aforementioned removed mechanics and no wave dash while Brawl....is just Brawl.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:06 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:59 am
Imagine if they released a version Smash Bros. Melee that removes wave-dashing.
Nothing would happen. Melee on Slippy has less input lag online than it has offline on a GC. It also has rollback. They could release Melee as is on the Switch and the tourneyfags wouldn't touch it anyway. It's completely pointless to attempt pleasing that crowd.
Smash 64 re-released would be nice, though.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:26 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:46 am
Only if it's bing bing wahoo man
Autism is an infinite resource. No franchise big enough has to try.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:01 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:26 pm
mad bum wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:46 am
Only if it's bing bing wahoo man
Autism is an infinite resource. No franchise big enough has to try.
That as well. Just look at the brand loyalty of Soynyfags. They are seething over Microdick buying Shitthesda because it means the new /nogaem/station will have even less trash on it.
Once you're big enough you new game can literally be "we send some crazy hobos to your house to rape you in the mouth" and people will pre-order that shit to be the first to get the exclusive "they also fuck your granny" bonus.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:51 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:01 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:26 pm
mad bum wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:46 am
Only if it's bing bing wahoo man
Autism is an infinite resource. No franchise big enough has to try.
That as well. Just look at the brand loyalty of Soynyfags. They are seething over Microdick buying Shitthesda because it means the new /nogaem/station will have even less trash on it.
Once you're big enough you new game can literally be "we send some crazy hobos to your house to rape you in the mouth" and people will pre-order that shit to be the first to get the exclusive "they also fuck your granny" bonus.
I played Rage 2 recently and it was so fucking bland that I’m glad they’re quarantining Bethesda. Good fucking riddance.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by ban » Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:08 am

>Ninty can't even be assed to make a decent port or just a compilation by throwing the roms of all three games in it
Fucking hell, SEGA doing Mega Drive compilations on the PS2 and PSP at 60 faps worldwide(yes even for us Europoors, to finally see how these things actually play like) 10+ years ago should have been the golden standard and yet Ninty fucked up, again. I guess SEGA does what Nintendon't. :roll:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:01 am
Once you're big enough you new game can literally be "we send some crazy hobos to your house to rape you in the mouth" and people will pre-order that shit to be the first to get the exclusive "they also fuck your granny" bonus.
It's better as a pre-order since they haven't run out of lube yet.
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Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:08 am
Fucking hell, SEGA doing Mega Drive compilations on the PS2 and PSP at 60 faps worldwide(yes even for us Europoors, to finally see how these things actually play like)
I don't think there's any compilation on the PS2 that can't run at 60 FPS in PALia. A shitload of regular PS2 titles can do it as well. We've had TVs that can run in both 50 and 60 Hz for a long time.
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