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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by ban » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:11 pm

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Nobody wants to play as a harem protagonist.
Every retarded zoomer and faggot millenial wants to be Kirito / sceleton dude from Overlord / whoever the fuck is the harem protag in an isekai this season, unfortunately.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:20 pm

They give her jiggle physics ffs. And Sega fucked up by having humans. It's not Looney Tunes type shit, it's degeneracy.
And yeah she was in CD but she's such a yandere slut in the later games she thinks everything she sees is Sonic.

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"I just feel that stating an obvious joke could get tired sometimes so I try to make something else out of it to the point where it's not a joke, rendering it not funny. It is no joke to be blind/seeing nothing but darkness."

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:31 pm

Rouge was best in Semen Butter. She'd jump and fly and you'd kick niggers to death indefinately. Balancing.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by ban » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:35 pm

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And Sega fucked up by having not-cartoonishly / not super-anime looking humans.
FIFY. :D Eggman, the morons from the OVA and the semi-catgirl or actual catgirl, whaetever she was, worked fine in Sonic. That's the kind of artstyle I expect to see anyways, Eggman being a comically rotund fatso genius, the old people looking like old newspaper manga strips, etc It just fits. Having FF-styled "real" humans just was retarded. Heck, even the way humans looked in SA2 was retarded, that's something I never liked. I did like Chris and his Doc Brown grandpa from Sonic X though, those types of anime humans fit kinda, at least. But the main draw isn't watching Sanic interract with humans anyway, it's seeing him and his friends running and occasionally smashing some robots at high speeds while some pudgy inventor throws temper tantrums over his broken toys. :lol:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:43 pm

Sonic Sex is bad and it gave nothing better than its meme theme song.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:08 pm

Can't all be winners like Sanic Underground, which gave us the supreme waifuhog that is Sonia.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:10 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:08 pm
Can't all be winners like Sanic Underground, which gave us the supreme waifuhog that is Sonia.
>Sonia
>not Sister Sonic

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:13 pm

I'll give you that. The animu humans in Adventure/X were alright

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Then i remembered this:
As well as the cartoony people in Unleashed

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:14 pm

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Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:10 pm
>Sonia
>not Sister Sonic
Is there even official artwork for her? I don't think so.
Sonia on the other hand is a sexy danger hair punk girl with an outfit that makes Rouge look like Lupa.
Originally, the plan was to replace the existing cast of [Popful Mail] with Sonic characters, including Sonic's long lost sister, Sister Sonic. Due to a large number of angry letters sent to Sega Falcom (the name which would be used for the Sega and Falcom team) it was decided to cancel this port and instead settle on a more direct port of Popful Mail to the Mega CD. This would have been the first RPG in the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
Gamers learned from Doki Doki Panic, it seems :lol:
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And one of those spices is hedgehog cum.

Also this Sonic Jam videos is kinda freaking me out, with the way the nice 2D animation does absolutely not mesh well with the 3D stuff.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:20 pm

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Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:43 pm
Sonic Sex is bad and it gave nothing better than its meme theme song.
"I just feel that stating an obvious joke could get tired sometimes so I try to make something else out of it to the point where it's not a joke, rendering it not funny. It is no joke to be blind/seeing nothing but darkness."

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