Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:48 pm

You mean you haven't played Pacman nor Prince of Persia?
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Post by ban » Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:53 pm

Not enough. I never got to the end of Prince of Persia 1 as a kid, only after I revisited it through the power of emulation.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:16 pm

Yeah, Giana Sisters was made in Germany, like what feels like half of all Amiga games. Unironically more difficult than Contra. Never played PoP back then because it looked boring. But I did play Rick Dangerous a whole lot.

The good old days when 4 year old me robbed and murdered Amazonian jungle men. :lol:
Anyway, that's more for the Retro thread.


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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:31 pm

Fuckin' FINALLY got GenU. Transferred my save from vanilla Gen (maining a Tigrex SWaxe with Rathalos armor). Gonna check out the new shit, then I'll decide whether I'll continue the save or restart as a gun bunny.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Poonoo » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:16 am

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Sep 03, 2020 4:43 pm

So this is what fuckers finally wanted in the new Direct.
Just a tl;dw, the announced stuff includes:
Another fucking Super Mario All-Stars port

Mario Kart AR (they really don't feel like making another Mario kart game so they have AR like it's 2011)

All-Stars 3D, which proves once again why you should get a pc/laptop. With the advancement of emulators with widescreen support, higher res, controller support, filters, etc, it practically makes consoles obsolete)

Includes 64: stuck in 4:3 despite 64 emulators proving otherwise and the "upscaled" textures are mostly the same you would get from an emu. (And aside from that there's that Super Mario 64 PC port that's been popping up and I have to say it's pretty hype and this Switch port was a letdown for real)

Sunshine: I will give them this; it actually has widescreen support and it looks HD so it stands out. But the emulator still stands)

Galaxy: can't really say much about it since I've barely played it and it looks the same imo.
It's like that Twilight Princess Wii U port.

Game & Watch handheld: plays the original SMB/Lost Levels, play Ball and look at time for 50 bucks.

A bunch of 35th anniversary events or whatever.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:45 pm

How can you not have Mario 64 in widescreen? Jeebus.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:49 pm

Based Nintendie charging $60 for 2 MB of ROMs again.
>tfw N69 is so hard to emulate they've resorted to decompiling the handful of games for the system to run on PC
What a wonderful system.
I thought Sunshine was already on the WiiJew.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:50 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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How can you not have Mario 64 in widescreen? Jeebus.
Nintendo doesn't need to try.
Real men play Mario 64 on the DS.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:50 pm

DID YOU SAY 3 ROMS ON A $60 CART?!!??!?!!??!!?!?

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