Nintentard's thread

[mad bum]

Based

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does this game finally let you play as a serial killer?

[mad bum]

Only if you're an overweight screen wave employee.

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[rabidtictac]

Based

The truth hurts, doesn't it Ryan?

[Moe Bitches]

Which one is based again?

[rabidtictac]

Animal Crossing sucks ass. It's a child babysitter, not a game.

[Guest]

But it's the comfiest life sim ever, purely intended for furries everyone.
What could possibly be wrong with it?

[Kugelfisch]

With the state of the economy, Business Insider is bored. So one of them thought it'd be hilarious to fuck with the soyboys and call AC a shit. Respectos!

So imagine my surprise when I was placed on a deserted island with only two fellow residents, not counting our Tanuki landlord and his sycophantic offspring. My companions were an obnoxious purple rhinoceros with a tic for saying "yo" multiple times in a row and a gym bro tiger who was admittedly pretty dope.

I could talk to them, or give them gifts, but otherwise, they wandered around our little section of island taking up oxygen. Eventually, I got a barbell as a gift, but the buff tiger won't come lift it with me. What is the point of this if I cannot even lift?

Yeah that sounds pretty shit.

[Guest]

Animal Crossing sucks ass. It's a child babysitter, not a game.

People who like AC shouldn't be around children.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They're staying in their basement all day, so the kiddies should be safe.