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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:04 am

Yeah, there's no Vita emulator and even with the few hacks the Vita gets it still doesn't hold a candle to the OG PSP because of how hard it is to crack it.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:07 am

I would've thought they finally got into it by this point. GG Sony. Way to make the Vita truly not worth it even for hackers.
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Post by mad bum » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:06 am

Only weebs and hipsters buy a vita right now.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:18 am

Truly nothing worth getting on the vita. The good games got ported to ps4. I think Shiren is about the only decent game that is still exclusive. Ys memories of celceta is pretty shit for an Ys game. Definitely inferior to Ys 7 and seems inferior to Ys 8 also.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:50 am

There are also enough PC ports, for whatever that's worth.

But who knows, maybe there will be some "accidental" leak in the future to boost sales...
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:48 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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Truly nothing worth getting on the vita.
Again, what a waste. The first models with the neat OLED screen would've made for a real quality emulator. But since it's pretty much just a PSP when cracked it's not worth the premium price.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:29 pm

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rabidtictac wrote:
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Truly nothing worth getting on the vita.
Again, what a waste. The first models with the neat OLED screen would've made for a real quality emulator. But since it's pretty much just a PSP when cracked it's not worth the premium price.
Yeah, it's a portable console that outputs in HD or pseudo-HD (don't remember which) with some pretty nice-looking games on it and dual analogue sticks. If it had a decent library or had been cracked early (and the memory cards were cracked too so you could use standard ones that don't cost a fortune), it could have been a great console.

Most of the shit that did release for the vita, like I said, was also released on ps4. The stuff that wasn't mostly does not matter, as it is super obscure weebshit of middling quality. Even those digimon games had ps4 releases. :lol:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:38 pm

I used to have an image macro of "exclusive" Vita titles with coloured borders around the games denoting what they were ported to and such. In the end it barely has anything exclusive left these days. Even most of the VNs later got released elsewhere because nobody has a Vita.
It's resolution is 960 × 544, so it's not quite HD but the OLED makes stuff look pretty good regardless. It would've been fine for everything up to the Dreamcast.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:51 pm

Not only is most of that stuff on the PS4, but it also has a good chance of inculding extra content.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:53 pm

True facts, Voice. Even hardcore vitafags have to admit they're playing the far inferior version just so it can be portable. Not only can they not play all the western rpgs like witcher 3 (or western-LIKE rpgs such as muh dork souls), but then they get shafted with shitty versions of Ys 8 and Tokyo Xanadu, that include less content with an inferior presentation. The trails of cold steel shit is getting ps4 ported too.

The only game series that come to mind where ps vita has the definitive versions are Disgaea and Vanillaware games. Muramasa Rebirth is my favorite vanillaware game and it's not available on any other console. The vita vanillaware ports are really high-quality. Disgaea 3 and 4 on vita had all the DLC bundled into the vita release, so you don't have to spend $30 extra on bullshit like cameo characters. Not that anyone would, but you get them for free now, which makes the cameos a fun extra rather than disgusting greed.
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