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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Auli » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:27 pm

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So the new Smash will be like Mario Kart 8? With just addidtional crap`?.
It has to be new, you can already pre order the game and people are doing this with no information, imagine how cucked they will be though if it's just the same game.

Eh... free season passes? Free characters?

Nintendo like to bullshit.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Sm4sh for Switch being the WiiU version with all DLC and a few additional characters has been announced for at least half a year now. I don't know why some people are surprised about it.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:51 pm

They're probably doing it on purpose for even more Nintentard hype.

And to turn into MobieBlob for a second and make obscure Smash character recommendations: Will from Illusion of Gaia would be kinda fun.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:04 am

We'll never get any hype new smash characters. I've been waiting since Melee for them to put in some characters dope enough for me to want to play the new games. It never happened.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Auli » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:50 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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We'll never get any hype new smash characters. I've been waiting since Melee for them to put in some characters dope enough for me to want to play the new games. It never happened.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:21 pm

I dunno. Pokemans that aren't lame. Heracross and scyther were probably never playable. Pincer either, right? It was all the new gay shit. Fuck, make magikarp playable and the gimmick is you have to level him up mid-fight. :lol:

They got snake that one time, but never bothered getting anyone else good from konami, like alucard, soma or MGR raiden. Unless I'm just wrong about that. I don't follow new smash but all the new smash characters are based on nintendo shit I don't care about.

They had a chance to add FE7 characters and chose instead to pick shitty ones from newer games.

They should have had more characters from franchises where it makes sense for them to fight, like how Mac is in the game. Maybe part of my disappointment with the cast has to do with nintendo games nowadays just lacking memorable characters beyond the old shit everyone knows. Was Shovel Knight ever in a smash game? Maybe nintendo should just go after more crossover and third-party characters. A lot of the characters who would be cool in smash (that I can imagine) are from old games where the rights were shared between nintendo and another company, or were third-party games entirely.

They should get memorable characters from the Wii era too, like that No More Heroes guy. Or Madworld guy and Blacker Baron.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:32 pm

At least they got Bayonetta.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:51 pm

They'll likely never put Castlevania characters in there because, aside from the Netflix series which they signed off on years ago, Konami does not give a shit about Castlevania. If they did Simon Belmont would be in there no problem.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:14 pm

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Jigglypuff_(SSBM)

I feel jigglytroll epitomizes the good decisions made from original smash to melee, and that those decisions are missing in more recent games. I loved trolling with jiggly in melee. Spam sing in midair. Sing at max range and then rest. Charge rollout and you win no matter what they do, because them avoiding the attack still lets you trololol the fuck out of there. Pimp slap the shit out of them. Some really funny throw animations. Sing at the edge of a ledge while they're trying to get back into the arena. :lol:

Jiggly was also a good character choice in general, since the pokemon show was very popular at the time still and jiggly was a popular character on the show. They gave the character all the moves you would expect them to have.

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Super_Smash_Bros._4#Characters

Now look at this. Gonna ignore old characters and what do we have?

Shitty Sanic, but ok whatever
Toon Link: 5/10 we already had young link you hackfrauds
Zero Suit Samus: just put out official nintendo rule 34 if you really want it shigeru
metaknight: fine
(MEWTWO IS FUCKING DLC ARE YOU KIDDING ME)
Charizard: out of all the shitty new pokemon choices, this is the only one that kind of makes sense
Lucario: Sucks Shit
Lucas: Not only is he DLC, but he's from a game nintendo takes great pride in never bringing to the west
Pit: Sucks shit and is from a game nobody cares about or played
Olimar: from a game nobody played, even if I did like it
ROB: sucks shit, nobody cares

Wii Fit Trainer: Fucking draw porn already, cucktendo
Lucina: nobody cares, give me hector you cunts
Robin: literally who?
Greninja: another shitty new pokemon that sucks
Bowser Jr: the worst thing about mario sunshine, 0/10 kill urself
Shulk: meh 7/10 whatever
Palutena: another character only in this game because shigeru wants to break into hentai
Little Mac: woah dood, a character that actually makes sense, from a formative NES game people remember
Cuck Hunt: hear me out, but this seems like a weird character for a fighting game
Mega Man: ok I guess
Pac-Man: sucks and nobody cares about the franchise
Ryu: DLC and I can just play SFV if I want to be pissed off with myself for wasting money
Dark Pit: really scraping the bottom of the barrel on these characters eh? 3 from a 3ds game nobody played
Bayo: cool
Miis: should be fired into the sun along with the person who designed the concept
Rosalina: boring and lame

There. Fuck smash and fuck new smash. It'll be shitty just like every smash after melee was.

If they can give 3 slots to fucking Pit characters, fuck it they should put Shovel Knight, Shield Knight and Plague Knight in there too.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:25 pm

Specter Knight could also be pretty cool, especially with his playable mechanic of a homing dash that goes diagonally up- or downwards depending on his relative elevation to his target.

And is Metaknight still broken as fuck due to being Aerial Superioriy: The Character?

Also: Dark Pit? Really?
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