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Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:56 pm

There's like a shitton of iconic water genwanners. It's crazy.
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At least that's better than ice cream pokemon and bin bag pokemon.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:33 am

Pokermans is boring as shit. The singleplayer is so easy that it's better than sleeping pills and the multiplayer is a turbo autistic hackfest.
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Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:46 am

Look at Nintendo being good jews.
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Post by Pepsi Man » Tue Jun 18, 2019 4:55 am

None of their mobile games are even any good. The Fire Emblem one is so bare bones that it's barely Fire Emblem, Mario Run was a bait and switch and required you to always be online, and I was in the Mario Kart mobile beta and they actually had the gall to make the characters, karts, and gliders completely random pulls from a gacha system. Especially bad because your performance in the race is directly affected by them.

There's a few other mobile games they've made based on their popular IPs. I'd say the Animal Crossing one is probably the one that translates the best but they even loaded that one down with timers so there's absolutely no fun allowed.

The games do tend to reward premium currency to you frequently enough that you can go full free2play without feeling too left behind, unlike most other phone games, but they're still absolute garbage due to the gameplay being too stripped down or gacha-styled rewards.
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Post by Guest » Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:29 am

Pepsi Man wrote:
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None of their mobile games are even any good.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:43 am

I decided to bite the bullet and buy a cucktendo 3ds system. The lure of 3U and 4U were too hard to resist, to say nothing of trying out Gen.
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Post by Guest » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:56 am

3DS is supposed to be hacked and I can add pirated gaymes and emulators onto it now but I have not bothered digging it out to do anything with it.
Also I have a PeeDS XL and not a nu-3DS because I'm retarded and dared to buy a console when all of its revisions weren't released.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:28 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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I decided to bite the bullet and buy a cucktendo 3ds system. The lure of 3U and 4U were too hard to resist, to say nothing of trying out Gen.
Have fun with that MonHun. I know I did.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:08 pm

Piracy is piss easy and it's library is full with great games. A 3DS is completely worth it.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:47 am

I remember having to buy that ninja game in order to mod the 3ds, but I assume that's changed now.
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