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Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:06 am

You guys shoulda got on ebay today, everything was 20% off and coulda got a switch for $230 shipped.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:07 am

That's still too much. 150€ is the most I'd pay for it.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:32 am

More shit you can buy for a dollar on steam coming to the switch.



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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:19 am

Is Fantasy Strike the long awaited sequel to Nuclear Strike?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:45 pm

>fitan designed to be easy to control
Pop-shove it into the trash. There is nothing hard to control about quarter circles. You can not simplify 2D fitan gaems, if we're talking about the classic variety, without turning it into utter garbage.
It will either be too formulaic because there aren't many possibilities at any given moment or introduce randomness by having all situations be 50:50s.
Better devs have tried and failed.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Auli » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:46 pm

So the new Smash will be like Mario Kart 8? With just addidtional crap`?

At least at Isaac (Golden Sun) to the rooster, you fucking retards.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:08 pm

Auli wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:46 pm
So the new Smash will be like Mario Kart 8? With just addidtional crap`?.
It has to be new, you can already pre order the game and people are doing this with no information, imagine how cucked they will be though if it's just the same game.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:33 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:45 pm
>fitan designed to be easy to control
Pop-shove it into the trash. There is nothing hard to control about quarter circles. You can not simplify 2D fitan gaems, if we're talking about the classic variety, without turning it into utter garbage.
It will either be too formulaic because there aren't many possibilities at any given moment or introduce randomness by having all situations be 50:50s.
Better devs have tried and failed.
I think it doesn't look too bad for a Baby's First Street Fighter, provided you're someone who might actually need that kind of thing. Though I think they should've offered an Advanced control mode, sorta like the opposite approach of some actual fighting game releases (like how BlazBlue has a Beginner mode where you have special moves assigned to the right analogue stick).

Still, it would be pretty lulzy seeing DSP get utterly destroyed by complete n00bs.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:01 pm

Auli wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:46 pm
So the new Smash will be like Mario Kart 8? With just addidtional crap`?

At least at Isaac (Golden Sun) to the rooster, you fucking retards.
It's like Nintendo actively tries to add characters to those games that nobody wants.
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