Nintentard's thread
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Probably wasn't a smart idea to move on from the SNES and its amazing library of all-time RPG classics to... the N64, which had... uh... does Hybrid Heaven count? That game was nuts.
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It wasn't just the RPGsVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:07 pmProbably wasn't a smart idea to move on from the SNES and its amazing library of all-time RPG classics to... the N64, which had... uh... does Hybrid Heaven count? That game was nuts.
Yamauchi ordered that the N64 be hard to develop for. This would ensure, in his opinion, that only the best game developers would develop games for it and the riff-raff would go somewhere else. What happened, however, was exactly the opposite. The good developers went and developed for the Playstation whilst the riff-raff released buggy, broken shovelware for the N64.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Dear Lord, this gives me flashbacks to those Blizzardtards defending Starcraft 2's convoluted editor. Exact same argument, exact same result.
I didn't think it was necessary to mention the greatest video game to ever grace a Nintendo console.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:13 pmYou telling me Quest 64 isn't something to be proud of?
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The lie, or rather the miscalculation was that he didn't think there would be enough basement dwelling losers to make an RPG a multi-million seller.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:54 pmWhere is the lie?Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:56 pmOf course, the only reason Final Fantasy even went to Playstation in the first place is that Hiroshi Yamauchi told Square to fuck off, burned all bridges with them and said generally that RPGs were for basement dwelling losers.
Although the people Nigtendo caters to now are even worse.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:14 pmHe may have caught it at the same Bilderberg-Illuminati meeting as Prince Albert in a Can. I guess lizardmen aren't immune.
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Based on previous information he probably would've been correct. Squaresoft's distribution outside of Japan was kind of spotty. RPGs were very niche and Final Fantasy didn't even exist in Europe until Final Fantasy VII came out. The reason FFVII did so well is that it managed to sell beyond the base and the reason it did that was that Sony gave Square a very hospitable promotional budget. These are all things Nintendo never would have done for them. If FFVII had been on the N64 it probably wouldn't have been as successful as it was.Pope Corky III wrote: ↑Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:03 pmThe lie, or rather the miscalculation was that he didn't think there would be enough basement dwelling losers to make an RPG a multi-million seller.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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We Europoors didn't even get Chrono Fucking Trigger. Madness!
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One could say you are triggered. Chrono Triggered.
I'll show myself out.
I really like that approach. Much better than half a dozen more fucking Fire Emblem faggots nobody gives a shit about. Fuck Fire Emblem.
I'll show myself out.
Yeah, really looks like Mashedpotato Samurai wants to make good and bring the actual ultimate Smash. I'm pretty hype tbh.Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:15 pmSmash Ultimate really does look like the ultimate Smash at this point. If the Smash community weren't such screeching tards I'd probably say it was fan service done right.
I really like that approach. Much better than half a dozen more fucking Fire Emblem faggots nobody gives a shit about. Fuck Fire Emblem.
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I finally caved about bought a Switch. Got a fat coupon to use so got a good deal. I'll be sure to post a selfie of me and my wife's son holding it while doing the soy gaping mouth smile pose.
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I regret buying mine so soon, but I split the cost with my gf and would of sold it but she wants the new shin megami game that probably won't ever come out.
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