Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 02, 2021 3:59 pm

B-b-but you don't understand Rabid!- it's Portable!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:13 pm

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by ban » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:10 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Nintendo Shutters California Office
https://archive.md/UWnsK#selection-771.9-771.44
Finally a smart decision for once.
It won't last. Now Sony has to overwork themselves to cover that gaping anus corporational hole. :mrgreen:
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B-b-but you don't understand Rabid!- it's Portable!
And it's shit. The last good portable was the PSP :lol:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 04, 2021 5:42 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:13 pm
...yeah? Well, he's dead now. They'll buy it anyway + it's the post-Iwata era. It is what it is.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:45 pm

Current year Nintendie fan should be glad that Iwata is dead and glad that Iwata is gone. They should rub spit and sperm on his corpse. If he was still alive they wouldn't have their precious soy system.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:48 pm

ban wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:10 pm
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Tue Nov 02, 2021 3:59 pm
B-b-but you don't understand Rabid!- it's Portable!
And it's shit. The last good portable was the PSP :lol:
Did you Not Hear me Ban?! IT'S POORTABILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! :lol:

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:16 am

Metroid Dread sucked more cocks than Linkara

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:22 am

I don't know much about dread but it seems bad. Like the took all the wrong lessons from fusion.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:37 am

:arrow:
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:22 am
I don't know much about dread but it seems bad. Like the took all the wrong lessons from fusion.
It's mechanically fine, but it boasts the worst soundtrack in the entire series, and I don't even know how that's possible. The EMMI encounters/evasions are more like overly glorified gimmick events than actual terror like the SA-X encounters or running away from the space pirates as Zero Suit Samus in Zero Mission. Each robot is defeated in nearly the exact same manner after you acquire the means to do so. Not scary, more annoying. Other parts felt more like a polished Samus Returns.
Still not worth 60 bucks.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:00 am

Mercurysteam fucked up Castlevaina and now Metroid. They Literary both ruined Metriod-Vaina :lol:

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