Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 27, 2020 7:36 pm

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Mein neger. Zero suit samus is top tier and I'm shocked Nintendo was based enough for a minute to make it a thing.
>preferring Zero Suit Samus over Hotpants Samus
>preferring Zero Suit Samus over Justin Bailey Samus


You're no 80's gaymur, that's for sure.
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Were 80s gaymers really like this?
Nobody gave a fuck. Not then, not now. That faggot was born in 1999 so how would he know?
If they did this in Current Year they would celebrate this as the most subverted of expectations of all time, but this was 1986 and only revealed at the very end so nobody gave a toss.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed May 27, 2020 7:44 pm

Yeah, expect she's too sexy for their tastes.
But that brings me to the point I found while searching that i would being to either the Fem thread or the Movie thread.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 27, 2020 7:47 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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If they did this in Current Year they would celebrate this as the most subverted of expectations of all time, but this was 1986 and only revealed at the very end so nobody gave a toss.
And only if you beat the game fast enough. But it was shown in Nintendo Power and it wasn't important to anyone. Because it never is. What a shit example anyway. Literally the only person I've ever hear complain about Samus being a woman is Literally Who insisting on her being a transfaggot because he's mentally ill.
But I've seen plenty of femcunts complain about Bayonetta being too sexy. Funny how that goes.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 27, 2020 7:48 pm

I think they're just jeally that Bayonetta is living the single lifestyle without being miserable and unhappy.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Wed May 27, 2020 7:53 pm

Every 2D waifu drags female value down just a bit more.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Wed May 27, 2020 8:04 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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>preferring Zero Suit Samus over Hotpants Samus
>preferring Zero Suit Samus over Justin Bailey Samus
>Not appreciating catsuits
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 27, 2020 8:08 pm

Hotpants are still better, and I prefer them if they aren't a sad attempt to attract NGE fanboys.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Wed May 27, 2020 8:12 pm

There's such a charm to old anime.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu May 28, 2020 9:36 am

Even the fake old style anime looks better than modern shit:

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 28, 2020 3:12 pm

True. The olden days just had more interesting ways to draw both men and waifus. Nowadays men look like waifus, and waifus look like this:
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