Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:21 am

If only they would be thirsting for Best Roll...
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Also Kirby has quality waifus, too.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:25 am

Nigga i swear if it's the kid from Kirby 64...
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:26 am

Fixed the link. And what else did you expect?
Besides, she's a fairy. She's probably thousands of years old.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:35 am

I was going to say Adeleine but fair enough. The fairy queen's pretty cute too.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:13 am

Kirby has the least autism because Kirbs is a genocide simulator.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:00 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
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Nigga i swear if it's the kid from Kirby 64...
I knew a creepy guy who openly fapped to that character...I can’t play that game anymore thanks to him.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:16 am

Can you really blame him with this 64 bit temptress?
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Kirby has the least autism because Kirbs is a genocide simulator.
He also embodies multiple if not all cardinal sins.
Sure, it's primarily gluttony, but that's not too far from greed. Sloth is also pretty much a given.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:35 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Kirby has the least autism because Kirbs is a genocide simulator.
Kirby is canonically pretty much the strongest creature in all of fiction.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:17 pm

And the cutest
It's a trap!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:33 pm

Kirby stories are typically great too, because they're so simple and cute. "Kirby was sitting down to eat a cake. Suddenly, it was stolen! DeDeDe must have done it. Go fuck him up."

The end of kirby's adventure is a battle against a lovecraftian eldritch abomination.
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