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Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:58 am

You can't wear that everywhere, though.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:08 pm

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Now imagine this for a sequel to Steel Battalion.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:21 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:08 pm
Now imagine this for a sequel to Steel Battalion.
Why are you so cruel?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:27 pm

Because I love to dine on tears.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:14 am

why pokemon is dead, and these idiots don't realize it

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Post by Guest » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:16 am


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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:45 am

A soulless international corporation made a lazy product. It sold a lot because it appealed to idiots. This is a personal win for me.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Poonoo » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:27 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:16 am
>the game sucked and took out features but still sold well
>this is a good thing
>the devs realise they haven't reached the bottom of the barrel yet for next time
>that, somehow, is also a good thing


People like this are the reason mobile gaming became pay to win cancer. The only time I remember gamers having a fucking spine was when Microsoft tried to make PC gamers pay to play games online on Windows.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:06 pm

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Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:45 am
A soulless international corporation made a lazy product. It sold a lot because it appealed to idiots. This is a personal win for me.
>one of the most popular and profitable franchises in the world put out their first console mainline game on a successful console
>it sold well
>I am both surprised at this and satisfied on a personal level


No shit it sold well. Plenty of games sell well despite sucking ass. But the fact it sold well means Nintendo are going to keep stripping out features in future games. RIP the global trade system. RIP full pokedex on release day. RIP challenge. RIP the ability to walk more than 10 feet without being fully healed for free. RIP proper dungeons and routes that test your endurance against trainer after trainer + wild pokeymans.

And they'll STILL make you buy 2 copies and there will be DLC on top of that. Enjoy.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:27 pm

I betcha if the sales were arse they would claim that sales numbers don't matter or something. Nothing must question their fine taste.

(And can you at least put the female player character in proper loli outfits?)
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