Nintentard's thread

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Post by mistermott » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:52 am

well seeing how their year plan is only $20 heres hoping it works out.

I do hope this cuts out the afkers on Splatoon 2. I really do like the game but AFK players really ruin it sometimes.

I can only carry so much at lvl 6 lol
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Post by mad bum » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:02 am

Splatoon sucks shit, I bought it and pretty much sold it a month after, bunch of meta following faggots and deviant art artists doing the trans shit like you mentioned.

And the whole "it's just $20 bro" argument is bullshit, you're literally giving jewtendo money for cloud saves, no servers for online, and nes games you can play online, which would of been cool a few years ago but now there's ways to play online with friends.
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Post by mistermott » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:19 am

oh believe me I'm not holding my breath. Nintendo is still quite behind on the online multiplayer.

but I do find the turf wars. splat everything your color something fun.

I will admit you are right about some things though.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:43 pm

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Post by Poonoo » Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:02 am

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I'm with you. Smash NEEDS good online or it will fail. If Nintendo really loves money, they will have to spend money to make money.
I remember trying to play Brawl online and it was a joke. Game Journos were being dirty shills as always saying everything was fine because all of them are based in California and only faced each other, but when I played it shit was literally in slow motion. As in literally 5-10 times slower than it should be, one second on the clock took an eternity. And yet, when I fucking spectated it ran perfectly, the code was beyond fucked.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:22 am

And you know the netcode for the new one will be just as garbo.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:52 am

It's fascinating how NIntendo can't into online when their hardware featured stuff like MonHun with good online capabilities.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Auli » Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:16 am

They were smart enough to go back to cartridges with billions and millions of gigabyte, but can't online even if it's currentyear+2 and online matches was a thing in 1996 for PC and 2002 or so for console.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:13 pm

I at least didn't have any problems playing Mario Tennis online and that's something you really feel lag. Online via WiFi, of course, but the Switch in the dock is no more than a meter away from my router.
I'm absolutely planning on going full online warrior in Smash Ultimate. My nigga D Triple looks to have gotten buffed and I want to fuck dipshits over with gimmicky bullshit and crouch taunt them.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:39 pm

I'm a big switch critic but I can't deny this isn't good.
My only gripe is it's not civ 5.
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