Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:17 pm

I don't know anything about Braid, but its creator seems to be a pretentious cunt who thinks his side scrolling platformer is some kind of deep commentary on something? I don't understand, daddy!

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pm

It's all a metaphor for how his parents didn't love him.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:25 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:17 pm
I don't know anything about Braid, but its creator seems to be a pretentious cunt who thinks his side scrolling platformer is some kind of deep commentary on something? I don't understand, daddy!
It's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:09 am

The story of Braid was 'tism as fuck.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Complicity » Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:05 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pm
It's all a metaphor for how his parents didn't love himcuckoldry is a normal and tame fetish.
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da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:25 pm
It's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.
No one gave a shit about Brabe at all, while every soy creamed his pants for Fez, despite it being the same kind of turd.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:39 am

He made The Witness, a tedious puzzle game that's way too long and boring.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:00 am

Ugh, that game.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:19 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:25 pm
It's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.
Maybe people would've been more invested if the entirety of the story wasn't told in the form of boring text walls that you can only "enjoy" if you deliberately bring the gameflow to a screeching halt. Or if the story had actually anything to do with what's going on in the game.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:30 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pm
It's all a metaphor for how his parents didn't love him.
We didn't need a metaphor for that, we could have just seen the looks on their faces when he got BTFO by Soulja Boy.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:44 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:19 am
Or if the story had actually anything to do with what's going on in the game.
This mostly. It really isn't about atom bombs. Just because you make that claim, doesn't mean it works. If you want your game to be about something, make the actual game be about it.
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