Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:44 pm

Before that we had the Shindol doujin where link is a girl (not genderbent) and is raped by Ganandorf and then her skull is crushed.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:28 am
Zelda is one of the least chore-ful game and that's why I like Zelda better than Secret of Grinding. What matters is exploration and player skill, unlike other games with filler contents and brain dead non-puzzles. Guest poster is indeed a mistake.
I spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.

And porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:27 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pm
I spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.
Well, you clearly have some DSP-tier skills because money is very easy to come by in A Link to the Past, just go to any dungeon, and as for the shield you can upgrade your shield for free by throwing it into the fairy pond
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Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pm
And porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.
You do understand that Link is not real, yes? What you're really asking for is regular tranny porn except they all dress up as Zelda characters.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:41 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:27 pm
Guest wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pm
I spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.
Well, you clearly have some DSP-tier skills because money is very easy to come by in A Link to the Past, just go to any dungeon, and as for the shield you can upgrade your shield for free by throwing it into the fairy pond
Guest wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pm
And porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.
You do understand that Link is not real, yes? What you're really asking for is regular tranny porn except they all dress up as Zelda characters.
What pond? (I didn't find out about the shield until the final dark world dungeon, which is why I didn't have any Republic credits to barter with.)

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:46 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:41 pm
I didn't find out about the shield until the final dark world dungeon
Why are you complaining about the level 2 shield when you can just get the level 3 shield? Fuck me, are you sure you're not Phil?
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Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:04 pm

I'm at the final dungeon and I'm still on shield 1!

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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:58 am

Just use cheat codes and destroy everything goddamnit.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:23 am

Damn guest I figured out the shield in the pond when I was like 10 before the internet.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:39 am

Lupa/marzposters are very special snowflakes.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:17 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:23 am
Damn guest I figured out the shield in the pond when I was like 10 before the internet.
Same. The game world ain't that big to not find this eventually.

Heck, there's even a shop in the shadow world (or however it was called again) where you can just buy the level 2 shield if your old one got nommed.
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