Retro Games
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I don't know anything about Braid, but its creator seems to be a pretentious cunt who thinks his side scrolling platformer is some kind of deep commentary on something? I don't understand, daddy!
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It's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:17 pmI don't know anything about Braid, but its creator seems to be a pretentious cunt who thinks his side scrolling platformer is some kind of deep commentary on something? I don't understand, daddy!
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The story of Braid was 'tism as fuck.
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fixedGuest wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pmIt's all a metaphor for how his parents didn't love himcuckoldry is a normal and tame fetish.
No one gave a shit about Brabe at all, while every soy creamed his pants for Fez, despite it being the same kind of turd.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:25 pmIt's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.
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He made The Witness, a tedious puzzle game that's way too long and boring.
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- rabidtictac
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Ugh, that game.
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Maybe people would've been more invested if the entirety of the story wasn't told in the form of boring text walls that you can only "enjoy" if you deliberately bring the gameflow to a screeching halt. Or if the story had actually anything to do with what's going on in the game.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:25 pmIt's a 2D sidescroller and he's mad that nobody gave a shit about the "story" he made up for it.
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We didn't need a metaphor for that, we could have just seen the looks on their faces when he got BTFO by Soulja Boy.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pmIt's all a metaphor for how his parents didn't love him.
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This mostly. It really isn't about atom bombs. Just because you make that claim, doesn't mean it works. If you want your game to be about something, make the actual game be about it.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:19 amOr if the story had actually anything to do with what's going on in the game.
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