Retro Games

[Guest]

You mean twisted metal 2 guest, and even that game hasn't aged particularity well.

The first is still superior. So many lonely teenage nights playing the Suburb level, switching back and forth between the game and King of the Hill while jacking off to the Spice Girls. Jacked off to Hanson because I thought the singer was a girl.

[mad bum]

It's okay, I used to fap to the sexy dominatrix nun in roadtrip 2012 for the ps1. Don't judge me.

[Guest]

You mean twisted metal 2 guest, and even that game hasn't aged particularity well.

The first is still superior. So many lonely teenage nights playing the Suburb level, switching back and forth between the game and King of the Hill while jacking off to the Spice Girls. Jacked off to Hanson because I thought the singer was a girl.

Has anything changed?

[Kugelfisch]

In this clown world I wouldn't doubt that the singer of Hanson now identifies as a girl as well.

[Guest]

I wish I was a pretty man so I could masturbate to myself every day and I wouldn't have to have a girlfriend.

[Kugelfisch]

You don't need a girlfriend to fap. Hell, it's a detriment.

[Guest]

You don't need a girlfriend to fap. Hell, it's a detriment.

But I'm too ugly to fap to myself.
My dick is too small to fuck my own ass and fill me with cum.

[Kugelfisch]

My dick is too small to fuck my own ass and fill me with cum.

So you're a faggot? I've got good news then, there's a cure. Hang yourself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And people say plastic bags are a problem. At least with SNES/NES/Genesis games you can repurpose all those shitty sports games into repro carts, these DVD & CD based sports games just end up in the trash usually anyway.

They're more or less the AOL discs of Current Year, or at least the not too distant future.

I wish I was a pretty man so I could masturbate to myself every day and I wouldn't have to have a girlfriend.

Who needs a girlfriend if you have a waifu?

[Guest]

Someone needs to make a browser that mimics the look of '90s internet. I miss those big ass chunky buttons and beeps.