Retro Games

[Sieg Zeon]

At least Kim Possible had sexy babes in skintight outfits.

Think you mean totally spies, which was just a big fetish bait.

Fuck yeah it was! Clover top waifu. She was blonde Meryl Silverburgh.

[Guest]

>TFW I lost all my good TS encodes in a HDD crash and the site I got them from is kill

[Guest]

Does anyone remember a late-90s arcade FPS that could connect with other cabinets so you could play together? I can't think of the name. It was like 1999, the game was like Quake or something but more cartoonish, and had some slut promising to give you the shirt off her back.

[Guest]

Part 1 of 7. Retro doc from back in the day made by the developers.

[Dehbashi]

Nu Battletoads gets worse.

[mad bum]

muh sexy dominatrix ruined by sjw's. I need to breathe.

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That's better

[Moe Bitches]

You know, people rag on cartoons that try to copy another's formula or it tries to capture that era (like how shows tried to copy Ren and Stimpy's surrealist humor or Teen Titans' anime-inspired looks, etc) and with every couple of shows that try and succeed, you'll have a dozen more that fails to understand it.

So it's clear that in a time where cartoons try to imitate Adventure Time's Continuity shit, Regular Show's chill Dudebro atmosphere, Gravity Falls dynamic or whatever, there's Teen Titans Go clones. You know, the self aware reboots.

Shit like that Marvel one that no one talks about (that I've only found out about through Pan Pizza), that Ben 10 one that just ruins the original for me, that PPG reboot is just horrible, the Thundercats Roar cancer, etc.

Can we like, have this era die asap?

Because this is just another one of those clones.

And it's soooo unfunny. It feels like I'm watching the most recent Simpsons episodes. And I'm not fucking around either, I actually sat down and watched some of the new episodes, like the one with Artie Ziff. It was mediocre.

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The Tupic "Why won't you let me die?" and Artie himself are the only decent parts.

It's soulless. The ingame animation is fine, but the cutscenes are just awful.

This comment:

Obnoxious, unfunny, and occasionally attacks fans of the original source material. Classy.

Sums it all up.

This is cock and ball torture.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can we like, have this era die asap?

Only after another Great Depression. I want to see all these soyboys penniless on the street.

Until then, I shall entertain myself with superior animation from the Far East.

[Complicity]

Art is pure dogshit, and there are also claims about the gayme being super short, and the gaymeplay being on par with the Shaq Fu reboot.

The soys will pretend to like it because those ugly doodles have been drawn by a stunning and brave feminist with glasses.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A male feminist that wanted to score Good Boy Points by desexualizing a problematic character, or a femxle feminist that was clearly jealous of the Dark Queen's good looks?