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Before that we had the Shindol doujin where link is a girl (not genderbent) and is raped by Ganandorf and then her skull is crushed.
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I spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:28 amZelda is one of the least chore-ful game and that's why I like Zelda better than Secret of Grinding. What matters is exploration and player skill, unlike other games with filler contents and brain dead non-puzzles. Guest poster is indeed a mistake.
And porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.
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Well, you clearly have some DSP-tier skills because money is very easy to come by in A Link to the Past, just go to any dungeon, and as for the shield you can upgrade your shield for free by throwing it into the fairy pondGuest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pmI spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.
You do understand that Link is not real, yes? What you're really asking for is regular tranny porn except they all dress up as Zelda characters.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pmAnd porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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What pond? (I didn't find out about the shield until the final dark world dungeon, which is why I didn't have any Republic credits to barter with.)Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:27 pmWell, you clearly have some DSP-tier skills because money is very easy to come by in A Link to the Past, just go to any dungeon, and as for the shield you can upgrade your shield for free by throwing it into the fairy pondGuest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pmI spent all my rupees on magic jizz so had to grind to get 500 to buy a new kick-ass shield and it took FOREVER and I just gave up on the shield. Grinding is the devil.You do understand that Link is not real, yes? What you're really asking for is regular tranny porn except they all dress up as Zelda characters.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:14 pmAnd porno as in actual moving porn, like recorded with a camera, not a gay-ass picture drawn by the creator of Sonichu & The Seven Ass Thieves.
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Why are you complaining about the level 2 shield when you can just get the level 3 shield? Fuck me, are you sure you're not Phil?Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:41 pmI didn't find out about the shield until the final dark world dungeon
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Just use cheat codes and destroy everything goddamnit.
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Damn guest I figured out the shield in the pond when I was like 10 before the internet.
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Lupa/marzposters are very special snowflakes.
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Same. The game world ain't that big to not find this eventually.
Heck, there's even a shop in the shadow world (or however it was called again) where you can just buy the level 2 shield if your old one got nommed.
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