Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:43 pm

>most western cartoons are socal arts shit
>battletoads looks like socal arts shit


<most western cartoons look like animu
<at least it's not animu

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:17 pm

Oh shit no
Let's not
I'm just not going to play it but it can't be worse than what they did to Commander Keen.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:16 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:51 pm
Speaking of resurrecting ips, that New Battletoads looks ok. I mean I never played the original but the fact that the new one looks like that Rise of the TMNT show as it has that minimalist aesthetic to it just turns me off a bit.

But then again I liked when it went off model in the trailer since nowadays there's not enough of that since most western cartoons try to be more anime like, which I don't really have a problem with but there needs to be a balance.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:49 pm

I mean, dudes, even if you - for some reason - loathe animu, you gotta admit they know how to make sexy villainesses. The original Battletoad's Dark Queen was a Doronjo-tier top waifu. The Current Year rendition on the other hand is the blandest, most inoffensive version of a female villain they could've possible come up with, drawn by someone who probably hated every minute of it.
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I'm just not going to play it but it can't be worse than what they did to Commander Keen.
*looks dat shit up*

>disgusting redesign
>now with a mandatory genderswap version of the main character


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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:10 pm

Damn you didn't hear about current year commander keen? All the boomers are rolling in there recliners at the reveal.
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Post by Guest » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:12 pm

mad bum wrote:
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Damn you didn't hear about current year commander keen? All the boomers are rolling in there recliners at the reveal.
I don't pay attention to video game news because I know literally everything coming out will be absolute garbage.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:18 pm

Very wise of you guest.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:50 pm

So many new releases are so shit that it's simply not worth bothering to keep up with them.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:47 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:50 pm
So many new releases are so shit that it's simply not worth bothering to keep up with them.
It never was. No matter how big the waves are for an upcoming title, it says nothing about it's quality. Actually good games you always hear about after the release for years to come and you'll get wind of it eventually.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:53 am

The only decent things at this year's E3 was Banjo Kazooie for Smash, Doom Eternal (though the platforming aspect is moronic)buh... Tifa's tits, and that Asian Kawaii Chick complete with broken Engrish. And that's it.
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