Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:16 pm

I saw a lets gay of Remothered. its not g8.
Stupid title, dumb plot, and i think it was supposed to be episodic too.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:55 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:16 pm
I saw a lets gay of Remothered. its not g8.
Stupid title, dumb plot, and i think it was supposed to be episodic too.
It’s awful man. It tries to be Haunting Ground and fails so hard. The enemies tend to get stuck in the same area, which can be great or bad depending. Figuring out what to do and where to go is tedious, the level layouts are bad, and a lot of it is just cheap deaths. And the pretentious creator wanted to do a trilogy? I don’t know how considering how much he padded out one game alone.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:10 pm

Somebody forwarded me this. I love shit like this and I wish there was a website devoted to regional box art.
http://generalsawada.blog11.fc2.com/blog-entry-5.html
I notice a theme.
JAPANESE COVER: "This is a fun game!!!"
AMERICAN COVER: "DUDE! This game is BAD ASSss! To the EXTREME!!!!"
BRITISH COVER: "Oi! This game is bloomin' stupid! Derp derp!"
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:09 pm

The one thing I notice is that Westerners can't re-imagine hot waifus worth a damn.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:17 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:10 pm
Somebody forwarded me this. I love shit like this and I wish there was a website devoted to regional box art.
http://generalsawada.blog11.fc2.com/blog-entry-5.html
I notice a theme.
JAPANESE COVER: "This is a fun game!!!"
AMERICAN COVER: "DUDE! This game is BAD ASSss! To the EXTREME!!!!"
BRITISH COVER: "Oi! This game is bloomin' stupid! Derp derp!"
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:22 pm

digging that western Mighty Bomb Jack cover tbh

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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:45 am

There's some fun video game box art twitters.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:57 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:09 pm
The one thing I notice is that Westerners can't re-imagine hot waifus worth a damn.
There's being consistent with your shitposting routine and then there's just being daft.
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To the right we see some nice western fantasy art when the ladies were barely clad and the dudes were swole as fuck.
To the left, hot garbage. A dumpster fire that makes Lucky Star look well-drawn.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:03 am

The lady to the right is a tranny. The lady to the left is perfection.

EDIT: Also wtf is going on here:
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80's Elven Chun-Li?
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Poonoo » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:16 am

Well, it seems it's confirmed the PS Classic sold like dogshit, because in Australia it went from AUD$149 to AUD$89 in some retail stores now that Christmas Eve is over. That's a 40% drop in a month, retailers here clearly want to get rid of that shit as soon as possible since they obviously thought it would do well like the Nintendo ones.

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