Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:12 pm

Hey, that's fake news. I'm only interested if they're dressed as magical girls and/or catgirls. I have standards, man.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by ban » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:22 pm

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Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:49 pm
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I'm just not going to play it but it can't be worse than what they did to Commander Keen.
*looks dat shit up*

>disgusting redesign
>now with a mandatory genderswap version of the main character


I think I'm gonna throw up.
What did you expected after they JEW'd up BJ Blazko to hell and back nuWolf? 4chan enjoying the porn of nuKeen with incest pics is the cherry on top of the laughing cake.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:47 pm

They're just trying to create any sort of entertainment out of this travesty.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:35 pm

Memeing Rider from Ass Effect: Andromeda to have autism was the best thing about that game.
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Post by ban » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:01 pm

All the memes from that game were absolutely perfect, even better than things like Shepard's Bethesda Double Take :

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Post by Rushy » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:30 pm

I decided to give Ultima Underworld another shot after rewatching Spoony's retrospective, and managed to get a copy that played a lot smoother. Controls are still a little clunky(particularly the combat ones), but I'm actually becoming invested now. The levels are vast and not unfair at all, and as Spoony himself noted, being able to make notes on your map is great.

I'm still early on in the game, so it's got time to make me hate it, but right now, I'd recommend it. The exploration aspect is really well executed since there's so many places to go to and little clues about past explorers left lying around. The only thing that I'm worried about is whether or not the game will require me to know much about the Ultima mythos, but so far at least it hasn't been a problem.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:40 pm

Nah, Underworld is very much a thing of it's own with only references you don't need to know to other Ultima games.
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Post by Rushy » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:32 am

I just found out that apparently, they made a sequel to it last year. Do you think Noah even knows it exists?
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:56 am

He'll know about it in around five to six years.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:17 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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He'll know about it Arx Fatalis in around five to six years.
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