Retro Games

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:04 am

I only play 100% titty fighters like DOA. I don't have time for asses I'm not gay and / or black.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:26 am

If you don't want to stick it on Cammy's pooper then you're gay as fuck dude.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Jiangshi » Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:48 am

The thing with Street Fighter is that they are trying to cater to every fetish. Cammy = ass, Chun Li = thighs, R. Mika = boobs, Juri = feet, Makoto = tomboys, C. Viper = MILFs, Poison = traps, Sakura = schoolgirls, etc.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:48 am

Poison is trash and should be forgotten, much like the Alice Cooper song he's named after.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:27 am

He's female to meeee!
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Jiangshi » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:21 pm

Final Fight feels a lot like a "beat up Antifa" simulation these days, considering you're playing hypermasculine Mike Haggar beating up Poison, Roxy and obese or unwashed lowlifes in an urban shithole.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:42 pm

Except that they don't run away as soon as police support isn't around.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:05 pm

>maximilian dood
Ah yes, the pewdiepie of the FGC. Excellent normie choice guest.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:43 am

Jiangshi wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:21 pm
Final Fight feels a lot like a "beat up Antifa" simulation these days, considering you're playing hypermasculine Mike Haggar beating up Poison, Roxy and obese or unwashed lowlifes in an urban shithole.
Now I wanna play it. Mike Haggar is the video game character politician we need, along with Senator Armstrong, Solidus Snake/George Sears, and President Michael Wilson from Metal Wolf Chaos.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:13 am

>not picking Richard Hawk

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