Fighting Games

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Fighting Games

Post by Poonoo » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:54 pm

No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:44 am

Street Fighter hasn't been good since Third Strike/Alpha 3. But I like how e-sports hitched their wagons to Capcom fighters and now they're determined to go down with the ship.
I was going to ask when the last time was that a good fighting game even came out, but then I remembered Mortal Kombat. So I guess we've got one.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:03 am

Just you watch SF5 become fully free-to-play this year.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:22 am

Sure, why not? Fuck, let's just make fighting games MOBAs now. Put in different lanes and add braindead AI that you have to smack around before they get to your little lane goals.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:35 am

Last-hitting enemy creeps with a wakeup DP is truly the progression Duty Fighter V needs to become great again!
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:04 am

And why not remove the pretzel moves while we're ad it? They just get in the way of the experience!

And who needs basic punches and kicks? Just give everyone four special moves and map them to the face buttons!
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:58 am

I heard about some robot fighter that's actually doing that shit.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:06 pm

There was also some shitty flash fan version of Smash Bros. were special moves were the only moves. You can tell it's kinda old because Ichigo from Bleach is in it.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:24 pm

Since when does SF have pretzel moves?
rabidtictac wrote:I heard about some robot fighter that's actually doing that shit.
That was bought by the company that owns LoL (don't remember their name right now) and was shitcanned when they were bought by that Chinese company. Good fucking riddance.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:52 pm

I remember at least Alpha Chun-Li having some rising kick move requiring some weird input.
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