Dead Horse Interchange

>Vincent isn't playable
>Cid is a younger faggot who doesn't put wahmen in their place, and isn't playable
>SephirothXCloud are gae
>The stabbing scene is retarded
>Only Cloud can see Flowergurl after she's dead

No wonder this shit flopped in Japan.
Is that fan made FF7 on NES good?

Complicity wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:45 pm

>Vincent isn't playable

Give it at least two more sequels, remakes, reremakes, or whatever you call these new FF7 games.
Or they'll cut the bullshit and give us the Dirge of Cerberus prequel we've all been waiting for.

No wonder this shit flopped in Japan.

I can't help but think this shit is mainly aimed at Western fans, mainly 'cause they are effectively trying to validate some of the dumbest arguments about a hypothetical FF7 remake I've ever read in the English-speaking internet (mostly the infamous "FF7 can't possibly fit into a single game if updated to modern 3D graphics" that always popped up sooner or later in these types of discussions).

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:26 pm

Lightning is basically the unholy offspring of Squall and Cloud.

She represents the most obnoxious aspects of Nomura FF, along with her dumbass sister.

I agree with Turgid saying FF8 is more mediocre than outright awful. FF13 is hard to defend, however. If you thought FF8 takes a long time to open up its world, FF13 is a fucking hallway for 30-odd hours. Almost every FF13 character is terrible too. Everybody hates shitty kid actors in movies. Hope is that, but in video game form.

The plot of FF13 employs a lot of pointless jargon and technobabble. FF7 was relatively simple. The planet is dying because Umbrella Corporation is sucking out its (((vital fluids.))) Then an ebil alien shows up to fight the ebil corporate suits and you're caught in the middle. Go save the earth. FF13 is just a big WTF. L'Cie and Fal'Cie and all this other stupid bullshit that wastes your time.

FF13 is like a World of Dorkness game. Everything needs to have a stupid, made-up name.

Surprisingly 13 almost gave us non summon nudity, Vanille had the in game nude asset (likely from the emergence scene) for fans to fap to. S-E knew that’d be the jailbait waifu mascot and almost did it.

Complicity wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:45 pm

Is that fan made FF7 on NES good?

I forgot that it wasn't a fan made project, but a ching chong demake, so i doubt it's worth playing:

I'm playing Zelda: TotK again. There's still a lot to do and collect/upgrade.
I think the game works best when you casually explore and set yourself your own goals.

The only annoying thing is when you need certain monster parts of monsters that hardly ever spawn.

They are totally winning, guys.



The metamorphosis to Pigroach is complete.

EDIT: I wanted to post this in the "get woke go broke" thread, but i fucked up.

I'm scared, guys. I'd better unfollow that Sweet Baby curator thing on Steam before these shrieking banshees are coming for me.