What are you playing?

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:10 am

Helldivers 2 appeals for the same reason as EDF. Starship Troopers was a fucking cool book.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:38 am

The trailer didn't give me even a hint of that impression. So where does the hype come from? Marketing faggotry?

Thinking Starship Troopers, a world about an actual functioning fascist military state via ruthless eradication of xeno scum, could possibly get turned into proper vidya these days is incredibly foolish.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:58 am

EDF is basically Starship Troopers but with VoRP-approved weebshittery.

The new Helldivers is taking its cue more from the parody movie version of Starship Troopers which was completely antiwar and antifascist.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:46 am

Which is especially gay because the movie doesn't even have the humanoid aliens.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by wulfenlord » Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:07 am

Nabbed The Outer Worlds from this week's Epic delay in insolvency. Bretti gud. An unashamed chimera of Fallout, BioShock and Borderlands. Though it could be my racist paranoia but I feel a slight tinge of Sweet baby Inc, what with everyone being either a shade of brown or yellow, and that they used the uglify filters from Dishonored.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:50 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:58 am
EDF is basically Starship Troopers but with VoRP-approved weebshittery.
Nonsense. I'm seen some art and screenshots for this game, and I have yet to see a cute waifu holding a fuckhuge gun.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Complicity » Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:08 am

wulfenlord wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:07 am
Nabbed The Outer Worlds
Disgust.
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Bretti gud.
No, it isn't.
The shooting is decent at max difficulty, and that's it.
The reason why the game doesn't have a crafting system, according to the devs, is that it goes against "socialist values" -i guess complete dependence on the state is a virtue in these clowns' heads.
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it could be my racist paranoia
It's not paranoia.
The gayme has been written by a herd of MarzGunts, and you haven't progressed in it enough to notice the Reddit & Memey-tier writing (the scientist in the intro was the first clue), the "socialism good, capitalism bad", the "men incompetent, wahmen better and eco-friendly", the "eat ze bugs", every woman in your team being a dyke and/or an ace (like the default main character).
The NPCs look reasonably ugly in the beginning, then the women will devolve into Starfield-esque nightmares.

Wait until you reach the epic quest about giving relationship advices to the Indian ace lesbo - and of course, none of the dialogue options include "the fuck do you want a relationship for if you don't want sex, you cunt? Just tell that Asian bitch to remain friends, and stop bothering me with your garbage!".

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by wulfenlord » Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:12 am

I figured out the subtle economic criticism, with the corporate jingles as national anthem & sheit, but somehow gave the devs the benefit of the doubt in which they are just plain blunt in their satire instead of Plebbit/Twatter communists. Though I did notice they were memeing harder than Borderlands 2+
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:17 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
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memeing harder than Borderlands 2+
Is that even possible?
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:24 pm

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