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I think if I had any more types of bread in my bakery to explain to some clueless old person I'd probably go insane.
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Our clueless old persons know all that shit. I'm more worried about weird millenials / hipsters standing in front of the counter and having a Spoony-esque crisis because they have to decide on something.
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Nah, see, I can convince a clueless millenial to buy anything.
You need bread to make sub sandwiches? You don't want hoagie buns. Those are too small. Let me sell you the more expensive french bread. Not only did it cost us less to make it but you can cut it down to size, yourself, to make whatever size sandwiches you want! That's a great deal!
Old people? "No I don't want that. I want this specific flavor of bread and if you don't have that then I'm going to look at you disapprovingly and pretend I have any idea how a business works and not understand why you couldn't predict someone coming in to buy all of a particular bread for a business outing."
You need bread to make sub sandwiches? You don't want hoagie buns. Those are too small. Let me sell you the more expensive french bread. Not only did it cost us less to make it but you can cut it down to size, yourself, to make whatever size sandwiches you want! That's a great deal!
Old people? "No I don't want that. I want this specific flavor of bread and if you don't have that then I'm going to look at you disapprovingly and pretend I have any idea how a business works and not understand why you couldn't predict someone coming in to buy all of a particular bread for a business outing."
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I always have to remind myself that you guys over there in retail have to deal with other burgers and niggers.
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Hilariously enough over here in Iowa all of the black customers are my favorite ones. They always know exactly what they want and when they don't they actually let me explain the different options without acting like I'm an idiot. It's the meth-addict white folk that I want to punch in the face repeatedly.
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When I feel bad about the absolute state of Germany I really just have to think how fucked you guys are and how I don't actually have it all that bad here.
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It grossly depends on where you live, but it can be utter shit living, like are niggers going to break in tonight or when I leave for work bad.
I like to judge a neighborhood by the tv box rule. If I bought a brand new TV would I feel comfortable putting the box that it came in outside for the trash? Or would neighborhood niggers see it and break in a week later to steal it.
I like to judge a neighborhood by the tv box rule. If I bought a brand new TV would I feel comfortable putting the box that it came in outside for the trash? Or would neighborhood niggers see it and break in a week later to steal it.
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I wouldn't put a TV box out in the trash in any neighborhood, rich white or ghetto black. The videos of mailmen, UPS workers, Fed Ex drivers, and garbage men breaking into people's houses is enough. The delinquent, "my parents have plenty of money so I can do whatever I want," white teenagers that run around are also a bad deal because they're the sneaky ones.
Around here you just want to avoid the meth addicts. Those are mostly 30s and up white folk. Black people are a rare sight and are always good people, here, and the hispanic folk tend to keep to themselves in their own corners of town. Meanwhile the white trash have ruined historic neighborhoods and have made certain entire apartment complexes no-go zones to the point that one of them had to evict every single tenant and remodel the whole thing while not letting any previous tenants back in.
Around here you just want to avoid the meth addicts. Those are mostly 30s and up white folk. Black people are a rare sight and are always good people, here, and the hispanic folk tend to keep to themselves in their own corners of town. Meanwhile the white trash have ruined historic neighborhoods and have made certain entire apartment complexes no-go zones to the point that one of them had to evict every single tenant and remodel the whole thing while not letting any previous tenants back in.
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Hilarious. Crime is so low here, I know several people that don't even lock their front door.
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I can't imagine not locking shit up. These people realize that if you don't lock it, someone can walk right into your house and do whatever, right? There's no magic force field called "manners" that stops someone from fucking up your day.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:02 pmHilarious. Crime is so low here, I know several people that don't even lock their front door.
I would imagine the reason why pepsiman's black people are nice is because he doesn't have massive fucking gang ghettos of blacks over there. We have chill black people here, but we also have an entire part of the town that's low-income and black and you don't wanna be there. The public transit system connects to there, so that's when you'll be most likely to interact with gang nigs in the wild.
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