What are you playing?

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:45 pm

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But it has the option to choose your pronouns and trans representation, and that's what matters.
It's literally just he, she, or they. That's it. It's not even trans representation at that point. It's just, "please don't crucify us."
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:22 pm

The only winning move is to have every NPCs call you "faggot". Problem solved forever.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:25 pm

That'd be easy to mod but Nexusmods is ultra woke these days and will pull that mod right away.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:27 pm

But what if the mod also turns your character into a sentient bundle of sticks?!
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:35 pm

I feel like that would be too exciting and interesting for this dead dog of a game.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:10 pm

You know things are down bad when the devs start throwing hissy fits in response to negative Steam reviews (ex: "the game only feels boring because you're playing it wrong" & "the game world feels empty because most planets IRL are empty").
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:37 pm

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
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"the game world feels empty because most planets IRL are empty").
You know thinks are fucked when they have to basically go "It's supposed to be boring!" :lol:
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:39 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:10 pm
"the game world feels empty because most planets IRL are empty").
Nah, they didn't even get that right. Even the most remote planet or moon somehow has factories or small settlements on it, thanks to the procedural generation.

The issue is they should have focused on one solar system and not tried to make it a galaxy-spanning thing. Then you have the storyline that's basically finding pieces to the gateway to the center of the universe and the question becomes, "why are all these pieces in the Milky Way, then?"

Oh, and the first one discovered is always on Mars and somehow when the scientist touches it he sees a version of himself tell him how to build the technology to travel the stars but he somehow doesn't tell him how to fix it to not destroy the atmosphere on Earth. It's fine, though, once it's too late for Earth they just... update windows, or something, and it won't ever happen again, apparently.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:58 pm

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:10 pm
"the game world feels empty because most planets IRL are empty"
And 90% of what people do in day-to-day life is boring or unpleasant. Does that mean games should accurately simulate this as well? Can't wait for the next "sitting on the bus, trying not to make eye contact with creepy drug addicts" simulator to come out.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:23 pm

The PUR Experience: A modern day roguelite sandbox game where you have to delay the inevitable mental breakdown as you go through your boring daily life.
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