MonHun

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: MonHun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 14, 2020 3:47 pm

And here's the poster for the knockout blow:
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I see Paul-kun he still has his 3DPD roundhouse kick crappy CGI critters :roll:
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Kinda shocked they went with Diablos instead of Rathalos. This is kinda like making a Pokemon movie without Pikachu.

Also man that Diablos looks lame. Diablos is supposed to be rage incarnate, not some perturbed dinosaur. Well, at least the poster looks like that.
Also a proper MonHun poster always has the hunter heroically facing the monster, dammit.
And would it have killed the designer to make the fucking logo pop out some more?

And wtf is that gear Milla's wearing? That doesn't even qualify as cosplay. At least the token black chick is putting in more effort :lol:

Those weapon proportions make me sad. Can't have the MonHun human be stronger than Earth humans so that Not-Alice isn't the best waifu, I assume :roll:

If they apparently spend a good chunk of the movie in the MonHun world, why make it an Isekai to begin with?
Oh, wait. The cliffhanger ending will involve Earth getting swarmed by the monsters so we can have the Resident Evil movies again but with monsters, isn't it?
Also you just know there will be some smug MovieWesker expy trying to weaponize monsters.

And WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE GENERIC GIANT SPIDERS IF NERSCYLLA WAS AVAILABLE.
EDIT: Also holy fuck, the new MonHun game has a ridable doge, some weird bug grappling hook that doesn't require anything to grapple onto, and it replaced the Gibberish with English

Face it, guys. This franchise is ruined.
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Re: MonHun

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:43 pm

Of course it's faggy dual blades.
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Re: MonHun

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Oct 15, 2020 1:52 am

I know nothing about Monster Hunter but this looks gay.
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Re: MonHun

Post by mad bum » Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:02 am

It wasn't made for us, it was made for chyna.
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Re: MonHun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:12 am

Even China probably expects something better.
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I know nothing about Monster Hunter but this looks gay.
This is peak MonHun, even having the same poster monster:


This even explains how the traps work :3
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Re: MonHun

Post by Sieg Zeon » Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:51 am

...they made a fucking guardians of the who
gives a shit reference? That movie looks like absolute trash. It’s Pacific Rim/Pedowood Resident Evil/The fucking Michael Bay Transformers movies.

Whelp, prepare for what I had to endure for well over a decade with Resident Evil. Normies seeing this shit and thinking that’s what MonHun is about, saying that it’s good if not better, and asking why not Alice isn’t in the game. Even worse is you may suffer the curse of the games trying to imitate the movies...

Note to self, kill Paul Anderson.
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Re: MonHun

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:48 am

Let's be realistic, it's going to be a massive bomb outside of China. Zombies were popular normalnigger stuff when the RE movies came out but dinosaurs (which they will think those are) are out.
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