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Re: Deals and Freebies

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:42 pm

Wasn't Black Friday the day of the ultra stock exchange crash?
We've got plenty of seasonal business. Right now it's wild bird food like sunflower seeds and such, all the Christmas shit, spiced wine and obviously there's always seasonal change in vegetables and fruit selection. Later on all the stuff for Christmas dinner and then it's right to champaign and rockets. Summer is BBQ stuff and basically anything to drink and ice cream.

December is the highest grossing month for pretty much any kind of retail business due to Christmas and Sylvester. If you were to add up all the costs and taxes you'll pay in the year against your yearly turnover you can say that you pretty much just work to cover the running costs for the first ten to eleven months. Not in reality of course but just as a thought experiment.
December is when you make real fucking money, finally. Fuck up December and you're in for a world of shit because the next year brings fuck off billth and taxes plus the three worst months* of the entire year.
Some businesses work differently, having weird business years. Especially advertising companies already had their business year end already. It's so they have all their expected operational money accounted for and can pump that shit out for December and then work with the rest for the remainder of the year, if that makes any sense. It's odd to explain.


*Winter business doesn't help you in those months. People look forward to the winter and all the seasonal stuff up until Christmas. After that, they wish for winter to fuck off again and you can stick your ginger bread men and such up your ass, no matter how winter wonder worldly it is outside.
Pretty retarded because the real cold shit weather only really starts in January here but that's how it is. :lol:
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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:10 pm

It's like DSP with his "business" and seasonal ads, except DSP already done fucked up multiple times.

Also yeah, we usually don't get snow until january.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:00 pm

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It's like DSP with his "business" and seasonal ads, except DSP already done fucked up multiple times.
Phil is a total dipshit. He has heard that most marketing budget is allotted to December but doesn't grasp the basic concept of advertising at all.
Youtube has not failed to pull in advertisers. Hell, Google is practically the biggest global advertiser there is. Companies have just seen how fucking worthless it is to advertise on shitty gaming videos on the internet.
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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:12 pm

He still thinks youtube should just hire MILLIONS of staff to personally review every video posted by every channel ever to determine if it should be demonetized. Apparently that's totally doable for a website that hasn't made a profit for google in years.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:17 pm

Didn't they try something like that with YT Heroes?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:57 am

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Didn't they try something like that with YT Heroes?
Not really. That was just an attempt to get some hotpocketeer janitors that'd do it for free, flagging comments and videos if they are butthurt about them.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:59 pm

Of course it ain't as good, but it's free.
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Re: Deals and Freebies

Post by ban » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:46 pm

Thank you for the explanation, based Hitlerfisch. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Also, even that hackneyed Cyber Monday is here, though like poonoo said, that one is digital only.
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Re: Deals and Freebies

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:31 am

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Thank you for the explanation, based Hitlerfisch. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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