Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by TheBilthCollector » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:53 pm

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Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:07 pm
It would have a more emotional impact if the Day of Retributions started out guns-blazing like some GTA clone. Then it slowly dawns upon the player that the events are so unrealistic that you're actually playing the fantasy of what the incel thinks the DoR will be like.
Kind of like An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. You're running around duel wielding rocket launchers blowing up E-THOTs left and right when the character starts to think over and over "this doesn't seem right." Cut to his dingy apartment where his lifeless body is swinging from a noose. His computer still playing a tiddy streamer in the background. The room is silent except for the creak of rope and the dinging noise of super-chats.

"LOL, faggot couldn't get laid! Shoulda maintained frame!" - DUDEBRO Magazine.

"The developers have proved once and for all that video game are art and Incels should be exterminated." - Woke Gamer Monthly.

Fucking game of the year.

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:30 pm

If you murder women - even in a dream sequence - there's no way the woke vidya journos will praise it.
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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:35 pm

Not even if a black tranny was the murderer?
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:37 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:35 pm
Not even if a black tranny was the murderer?
And vilify their ideal vidya protagonist? Are you dense?
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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by TheBilthCollector » Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:38 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:37 pm
Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:35 pm
Not even if a black tranny was the murderer?
And vilify their ideal vidya protagonist? Are you dense?
As if a trans-woman POC fighting cis-women and TERFs could ever be the villain. *pop culture critic eyeroll intensifies*

But if you want to see it, you're going to have to purchase the Troon-Town DLC. Pre-order today...or you're a transphobic bigot!

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:51 pm

This thread alone has produced a more amazing game than anything a professional dev has shat out in a decade.
-The user formerly known as CIANigger

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Sieg Zeon » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:34 pm

CIANigger wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:51 pm
This thread alone has produced a more amazing game than anything a professional dev has shat out in a decade.
It’s better than my 2D Hitman style game where you play as an incel and get revenge on the popular girls with the twist being you’re a trans person who
was bullied, but if we could sell these games together we could make something out of it.

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:41 pm

Sieg Zeon wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:34 pm
CIANigger wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:51 pm
This thread alone has produced a more amazing game than anything a professional dev has shat out in a decade.
It’s better than my 2D Hitman style game where you play as an incel and get revenge on the popular girls with the twist being you’re a trans person who
was bullied, but if we could sell these games together we could make something out of it.
One could be the main game and the other DLC
-The user formerly known as CIANigger

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Sieg Zeon » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:46 pm

CIANigger wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:41 pm
Sieg Zeon wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:34 pm
CIANigger wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:51 pm
This thread alone has produced a more amazing game than anything a professional dev has shat out in a decade.
It’s better than my 2D Hitman style game where you play as an incel and get revenge on the popular girls with the twist being you’re a trans person who
was bullied, but if we could sell these games together we could make something out of it.
One could be the main game and the other DLC
DHI Studios SIMP Bundle.

I think it would have worked, a top down 2D stealth game where you’re seeming to play as a horrible person but in reality you’re the victim. If The Last of 2 could be lauded for it than so can I.

If I had the know how I’d make a simplistic controversial game with a bait and switch story, just to expose the hypocrisy in the garbage community.

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Re: Gamer Girl aka Simp Simulator

Post by Singh'sSpot » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:32 pm

This looks like a low budget horror movie direct to Youtube, if they're trying to go the FMV route they failed miserably.

It's lacking the FMV look and feel, even the most suckiest FMV games from the 90s had it's charm and moments. The only other game that does it well is the Command and Conquer series.

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