Dead Horse Interchange

Playing Smash with Joycons is probably the worst experience I've ever had while using a controller. .

So with that in mind, when my cousin had Ultimate, he only had two Joycons (he's very knowledgeable of vidya james, but he's a really casual gamer compared to me) and no Switch pro.

So I end up looking like a fuckwit trying to move around and I fucked up because I may accidentally taunt.

Now I know you can change the controls, but the fact that these are the default is just sad. I never had to change my controls aside from 3DS, but that's only because my right shoulder control wasn't cooperative so i had to change.

I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:12 pm

I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.

But did you intentional break it so you could cheat dash?

mad bum wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:30 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:12 pm

I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.

But did you intentional break it so you could cheat dash?

1) I'm not a Meleefag.
2) They use mods now so more than 5% of controllers are "viable".

That just makes you a poser, man. Real Smashfags engange in IRL Mortal Kombat to fight for the honor of getting a true-and-honest Smash controller.

I'm not trve enough to hang with the proper neckbeards, I guess.

Yeah because you shower

mad bum wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:10 pm

Yeah because you shower

You don't know that.

...It feels so weird to have been Smashing since 64, love Melee and getting 4 just to have Smash on the go but sometimes even I hate myself for liking this game when I see the unwashed fatbeards that play it. They somehow make Pedorith look clean and normal in comparisson. Smash is like Sanic to me, it started normally and somehow every degenrate faggot just caught wind of it and here we are today.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:48 pm

Mine doesn't have drift and I haven't babied it either. Thrown it into bags and shit. That said, at home I'm using the Switch Pro Controller, which is expensive but fantastic. I'm also using it on PC for everything that doesn't need analogue triggers.
Either the first run ones had more of an issue, some people play a whole lot more than I do or it's a gamble and I got lucky.

Or they play Smash with the joycons.

Well, bollocks. I'll risk it then, I really want to play Anime Police Simulator 2019 : ZETMAN Edition among other gay things but I'll ask them about the insurances etc because I'm thinking of buying a lite for myself since my brother is thinking of either upgrading his gaming pc EVEN FUCKING MORE(I'm starting to think that motherfucking brick will gain sentience or something) or get the Soystation 5 if Demons Souls REEEEEEEEEEEE and Bloodborne 2 don't come on PC...look, the man has disposable income and out the two of us he's the one who has a stable job and is a normal functioning member of society, what do you want from me? I already post on DHI!

Why a Lite? Being able to put it on a monitor is half the selling point.

About Smash, I've played 64 a few times at a friend's house but that was it. I missed all the hype for Melee entirely. By that time I was already earning money.