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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:09 pm

Playing Smash with Joycons is probably the worst experience I've ever had while using a controller.
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So with that in mind, when my cousin had Ultimate, he only had two Joycons (he's very knowledgeable of vidya james, but he's a really casual gamer compared to me) and no Switch pro.

So I end up looking like a fuckwit trying to move around and I fucked up because I may accidentally taunt.

Now I know you can change the controls, but the fact that these are the default is just sad. I never had to change my controls aside from 3DS, but that's only because my right shoulder control wasn't cooperative so i had to change.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:12 pm

I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:30 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.
But did you intentional break it so you could cheat dash?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:52 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:30 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:12 pm
I play Smash with a GC controller, like a true, unwashed tourneyfag.
But did you intentional break it so you could cheat dash?
1) I'm not a Meleefag.
2) They use mods now so more than 5% of controllers are "viable".
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:59 am

That just makes you a poser, man. Real Smashfags engange in IRL Mortal Kombat to fight for the honor of getting a true-and-honest Smash controller.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 14, 2020 1:47 pm

I'm not trve enough to hang with the proper neckbeards, I guess.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:10 pm

Yeah because you shower
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:25 pm

mad bum wrote:
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Yeah because you shower
You don't know that.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by ban » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:01 pm

...It feels so weird to have been Smashing since 64, love Melee and getting 4 just to have Smash on the go but sometimes even I hate myself for liking this game when I see the unwashed fatbeards that play it. They somehow make Pedorith look clean and normal in comparisson. Smash is like Sanic to me, it started normally and somehow every degenrate faggot just caught wind of it and here we are today. :roll:
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Mine doesn't have drift and I haven't babied it either. Thrown it into bags and shit. That said, at home I'm using the Switch Pro Controller, which is expensive but fantastic. I'm also using it on PC for everything that doesn't need analogue triggers.
Either the first run ones had more of an issue, some people play a whole lot more than I do or it's a gamble and I got lucky.

Or they play Smash with the joycons. :lol:
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:49 pm

Why a Lite? Being able to put it on a monitor is half the selling point.

About Smash, I've played 64 a few times at a friend's house but that was it. I missed all the hype for Melee entirely. By that time I was already earning money.
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