Online Table Tops: Who will be my fren?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 05, 2020 8:28 pm

The whole THAC0 autism basically started because they decided that "Armour Class 0" should be the default value around which your capability to hitting stuff should be measured against, instead of say the actual base AC.
This was somewhat sane earlier one when 0 was the best possible AC, but then later editions had critters with negative ACs.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 05, 2020 8:31 pm

It's not even hard to understand. It's just so obnoxious that you kind of don't want to.
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Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:14 pm

D&D now finally decided that orcs and the matriarchal drow society were racist.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:42 am

At least with D&D it's not an actual rule set, you don't have to follow the we wuz kangs orc rule.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:47 am

But they will probably have you swear your allegiance to Orc Live Matters if you want to join in their organized play sessions. And demand that you write down your character's pronouns.

Though is this really surprising considering they put this guy in charge:
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Paizo of Pathfinder fame has also been pozzed, but there's still some funny disparaty between what they preach and what their setting portrays.
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Post by Guest » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:59 am

Huh. He used to be the head of D&D and now he's the "creative director".

I wouldn't take his posts seriously, the guy is a worm whose only real skill is being weirdly unfireable. He's posting whatever it takes to stay employed after years of doing basically no work.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:27 am

They probably keep him around because he's willing to spam these SJWisms on twitter.

I think he got demoted because of drama rearding a playtester who was accused of being an abuser or something.

EDIT: If orcs are black people, does that make their more civilized hobgoblin cousins white people :thinking: ?
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Re: Online Table Tops: Who will be my fren?

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:48 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:27 am
They probably keep him around because he's willing to spam these SJWisms on twitter.
He didn't used to. I think he's doing it to make it more arkward to fire him.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:25 pm

This is apparently what kickstarted this shitstorm: :lol:

And like usual for SJWs, this lovely person was never interested in D&D in the first place
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:25 pm

Anytime there's a monkey or a violent, tribal knucklehead in fiction it's always some SJW instantly claiming it's obviously a placeholder for niggers.
Not even clansmen make those connections that casually. :lol:
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