Dead Horse Interchange

They're some shit in the sky or something. Absolute McGuffin bla bla.
You know how nips are. They slam open some foreign dictionary and ultra rough translate gay shit like "The Kingdom of the Heart" and go "Oooh, Kingudommuh Hartesu! Sugoi!" and are completely oblivious or indifferent to it sounding retarded to anyone but them.

Them no speak English too good

I wasn't too interested in the game as such, I just desperately wanted to understand why mixing Final Fantasy characters with Disney could have possibly been a good idea.
I still don't know.
Also does anyone know if the Winnie the Xi related chapters are cut from the hypothetical Chinese release?

They should have been cut from KH2 for sure, they're just boring minivans (although not as bad as the musical QTE nonsense from the Little Mermaid world).

So it's not like DDR?

Newhalf wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:38 pm

I just desperately wanted to understand why mixing Final Fantasy characters with Disney could have possibly been a good idea.

Two business men, one from Disney & one from Square, met in an elevator one day & decided on the retarded idea. That's it.
Also, it's a dumping ground for Nomura to test his battle systems in.

Which is why FF15 is effectively the counterpart of KH3 in that is is KH with only Final Fantasy and no Disney.

Newhalf wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:38 pm

I wasn't too interested in the game as such, I just desperately wanted to understand why mixing Final Fantasy characters with Disney could have possibly been a good idea.
I still don't know.

I feel you, man. Shin Megami Tensei would be a much better fit.

Gotta miss the time when ATLUS was an edgelord, and SMT was about crazy dystopian fucktards not high school slice of life.

A vastly superior way to feature Jizzney shit in your JRPG.

Sega has owned Fatlus for a decade but I still can't recruit Sanic as a demon.