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Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:36 pm
by Guest
Cockman fans met Mighty Nigger 9 happen.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:37 pm
by rabidtictac
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:25 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:34 pm
Mega Man IV and V GB (V was all new)
V was prett darn ballsy for a classic Mega Man title.

You like Robot Masters? Fuck you, we have alien robots now, and they don't use your precious "Something Man" naming convention.

You like Charge Shots ? Fuck you, have a Rocket Punch instead.

You like Rush? Fuck you, here's a kitty cat.
They really played with the formula. The rocket punch charge shot is way more interesting than the standard op charged blast. But even in IV GB, they were trying to balance the charge shot by introducing knockback, which made it hard to use while platforming. The rocket punch is so much cleverer though. There's a reason to use standard shots sometimes and they even made a couple of enemies/bosses resist rocket punch damage, which means they only take 1 damage from a charged attack. Again, you're given reason to play with your other tools. The stardroid (robot master) weapons are awesome, so you have plenty of options.

Mighty No. 9 was the result of giving someone a shitzillion dollars on blind faith and just assuming they'd use it well. DHI is proof that nobody can be trusted with internet money. Shame the rest of the plebs had to spend millions to find that out.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:47 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
That whole Dickstarter coasted off of "muh precious OG Mega Man designer", and nobody thought about hiring actual programmers and designers worth a damn.
Guest wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:36 pm
Cockman fans met Mighty Nigger 9 happen.
And it was rightfully derided.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:49 pm
by Guest
Muguman is kill so Marxist Cuckcom can't ruin it. If you kill your franchise you win!

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:03 pm
by Newhalf
Honestly I only liked Mega Dude because the animated show had some rockin' intro musick in Krautyland (the original was boring).



Also love Roll with the vacuum cleaner arm. That's what inspired me to become a housewife.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:41 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
What?! I didn't know this rad af intro was a Kraut exclusive :lol:

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:57 pm
by Newhalf
Man I tell you the US version of the intro theme is sleep inducing. If we had got that as well, I would never even have given the show a chance.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:46 pm
by Complicity
I didn't even know a Cockman cartoon existed.

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:49 pm
by Guest
Complicity wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:46 pm
I didn't even know a Cockman cartoon existed.
You've never seen vintage YTP? You've never heard Kung Fu Cuckman?

Re: Nintentard's thread

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:26 am
by Kugelfisch
Kirby is the least autistic franchise. MM has too much Roll thirst. Meanwhile, Kirby is some hyper masculine stuff.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:41 pm
What?! I didn't know this rad af intro was a Kraut exclusive :lol:
Neither did I. Makes sense in hindsight to at least be a Europe exclusive as that's 90s Euro Techno at it's best.